﻿# NOTES:
# The # Symbol at the start of a line counts as a Comment. To include in dialog, use a \#
# The . Symbol will cause a pause unless escaped with \. (ex: Mr. Oshiro has a pause, Mr\. Oshiro does not)
# Newlines automatically create a Page Break, unless there is an {n} command on the previous line
# Commands: Anything inside of curly braces {...} is a command and should not be translated.

# Inline Text Commands:
# {~}wavy text{/~}
# {!}impact text{/!}
# {>> x}changes speed at which characters are displayed{>>}
# {# 000000}this text is black{#} (uses HEX color values)
# {+MENU_BEGIN} inserts the dialog from the MENU_BEGIN value (in English, "CLIMB")
# {n} creates a newline, without a page break
# {0.5} creates a 0.5 second pause
# {big}this text is large{/big}

# Gameplay Control Commands (should never change)
# {trigger x} this triggers an in-game event
# {anchor} controls the visual position of the textbox in-game

# Language (id,label)
	LANGUAGE=Celeste Fucked Up!,Celeste Fucked Up!
	ICON=Icons/Celeste Fucked Up!.png
	ORDER=0

# Font (Face, Base Size)
# Use BMFONT to generate the .fnt and image files
	FONT=Renogare,64

# Done loading Meta Data
	BEGIN=true

# Auto-Saving
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_NS=
		This game features Auto Saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_NS=
		Do not turn off the console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PS4=
		This game features Auto Saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PS4=
		Do not turn off the console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_XB1=
		This game features Auto Saving
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_XB1=
		Do not turn off your console
		when this icon is displayed
	AUTOSAVING_TITLE_PC=
		If you are reading this...
	AUTOSAVING_DESC_PC=
		GO FUCK YOURSELF!

# Main Menu
	MENU_DEBUG=		~DEBUG~
	MENU_BEGIN=		CLIMB
	MENU_PICO8=		DICKO-8
	MENU_OPTIONS=	Options
	MENU_CREDITS=	Credits
	MENU_EXIT=		Exit

# Options
	OPTIONS_TITLE=			OPTIONS
	OPTIONS_CONTROLS=		CONTROLS
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PC=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_PS4=		Vibration
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_XB1=		Vibration
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_NS=		Rumble
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_ON=		100%
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_HALF=	50%
	OPTIONS_RUMBLE_OFF=		OFF
	OPTIONS_GRAB_MODE=		Grab Mode
	OPTIONS_CROUCH_DASH_MODE=	Crouch Dash Mode
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_PRESS=	Press
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_HOLD=	Hold
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_INVERT=	Invert
	OPTIONS_BUTTON_TOGGLE=	Toggle
	OPTIONS_KEYCONFIG=		Keyboard Config
	OPTIONS_BTNCONFIG=		Controller Config

	OPTIONS_VIDEO=			VIDEO
	OPTIONS_FULLSCREEN=		Fullscreen
	OPTIONS_WINDOW=			Window Scale
	OPTIONS_VSYNC=			Vertical Sync
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_NS=	Adjust Screen Size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PS4=	Adjust Screen Size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_XB1=	Adjust Screen Size
	OPTIONS_VIEWPORT_PC=	Adjust Screen Size
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_FLASH=	Photosensitive Mode
	OPTIONS_DISABLE_SHAKE=	Screen Shake Effects

	OPTIONS_AUDIO=			AUDIO
	OPTIONS_MUSIC=			Music
	OPTIONS_SOUNDS=			Sounds

	OPTIONS_GAMEPLAY=		GAMEPLAY
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN=		Speedrun Clock
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_CHAPTER=Chapter
	OPTIONS_SPEEDRUN_FILE=	File
	OPTIONS_DASHES=			Dash Counter
	OPTIONS_LANGUAGE=		Language
	OPTIONS_ON=				ON
	OPTIONS_OFF=			OFF

# KEYBOARD CONFIG
	KEY_CONFIG_TITLE=		Keyboard Config
	KEY_CONFIG_GAMEPLAY=	GAMEPLAY
	KEY_CONFIG_LEFT=		Left
	KEY_CONFIG_RIGHT=		Right
	KEY_CONFIG_UP=			Up
	KEY_CONFIG_DOWN=		Down
	KEY_CONFIG_JUMP=		Jump
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH=		Dash
	KEY_CONFIG_GRAB=		Grab
	KEY_CONFIG_TALK=		Talk
	KEY_CONFIG_MENUS=		MENU
	KEY_CONFIG_CONFIRM=		Confirm
	KEY_CONFIG_CANCEL=		Cancel
	KEY_CONFIG_PAUSE=		Pause
	KEY_CONFIG_JOURNAL=		Journal
	KEY_CONFIG_QUICKRESTART=Quick Restart
	KEY_CONFIG_RESET=		Reset All to Defaults
	KEY_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRESS KEY FOR
	KEY_CONFIG_MOVE_ONLY=	FOR MOVEMENT ONLY
	KEY_CONFIG_DASH_ONLY=	FOR DASHING ONLY

# CONTROLLER CONFIG
	BTN_CONFIG_TITLE=		Controller Config
	BTN_CONFIG_INFO=		PRESS | TO ADD A BUTTON, | TO CLEAR BUTTONS
	BTN_CONFIG_CHANGING=	PRESS BUTTON TO ADD FOR
	BTN_CONFIG_NOCONTROLLER=Please Attach a Controller

# ADDITIONAL OPTIONS FOR V1.4.0.0
	KEY_CONFIG_DEMO=		Crouch Dash
	KEY_CONFIG_ADVANCED=	ADVANCED
	KEY_CONFIG_MENU_NOTICE= EACH ACTION REQUIRES 1 UNIQUE BIND

# PICO-8
	PICO8_UNLOCKED=			Now playable from the Main Menu
	PICO8_PAUSE_TITLE=		PAUSED
	PICO8_PAUSE_CONTINUE=	Resume
	PICO8_PAUSE_RESTART=	Reset DICKO-8
	PICO8_PAUSE_QUIT=		Exit DICKO-8

# FILE MENU
	FILE_DEFAULT=		Madeline
	FILE_CORRUPTED=		Fucked :(
	FILE_FAILEDTOLOAD=	Failed to Load
	FILE_NEWGAME=		New Fucking Game!
	FILE_CONTINUE=		Continue
	FILE_DELETE=		Fuck the file up
	FILE_BEGIN=			Start This Shit!
	FILE_ASSIST_OFF=	Little Bitch Mode : OFF
	FILE_ASSIST_ON=		Little Bitch Mode : ON
	FILE_VARIANT_OFF=	Super Bitch Mode : OFF
	FILE_VARIANT_ON=	Super Bitch Mode : ON
	FILE_RENAME=		Rename
	FILE_DELETE_REALLY=	You sure you wanna Fuck the file up?
	FILE_DELETE_NO=		No! I misclick!
	FILE_DELETE_YES=	Of course I'm sure, Bitch!
	FILE_DELETE_FAILED=	Failed to Fuck the file up!

# Assist Mode
	ASSIST_MODE_0=
		{# 44adf7}Little Bitch Mode{#} makes it possible{n}
                                even for a Little Bitch like you{n}to complete the game.		
	ASSIST_MODE_1=
		It provides options to reduce game speed,{n}
		make you invincible and have unlimited stamina.{n}
		It also allows you to skip chapters.{n}{n}
                                Bitch, if you Suck this much, go play Hello Kitty!
	ASSIST_MODE_2=
		Celeste is a game made for PROs!{n}
		If the game is too difficult for you, you simply Fucking Suck!{n}{n} 
		We hope all people who use {# 44adf7}Little Bitch Mode{#} go Fuck themselves.
	ASSIST_ASK=		You really gonna play {# 44adf7}Little Bitch Mode{#} like a loser?
	ASSIST_YES=		Yes! And Go Fuck Yourself!
	ASSIST_NO=		No! I'm not a Little Bitch!
	ASSIST_SKIP=	Skip{n}Like a Bitch

# File Naming
	NAME_LETTERS=
		ABCDEFGHI abcdefghi
		JKLMNOPQR jklmnopqr
		STUVWXYZ  stuvwxyz
		1234567890+=:~!@$%
		^&*_-#"'()<>/\.,|`

	NAME_SPACE=			space
	NAME_BACKSPACE=		backspace
	NAME_ACCEPT=		ACCEPT
	NAME_BACK=			CANCEL

# Xbox One Stuff
	XB1_MENU_SWITCH_PROFILE=	Switch Profile
	XB1_SIGN_OUT_MESSAGE=		A sign-in change has occured. Please sign back in or exit to the title screen.
	XB1_SIGN_IN=				Sign-in
	XB1_RECONNECT_CONTROLLER=	Please reconnect your controller to continue.

# Intro Vignette
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_RESUME=	Continue
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_SKIP=	Skip
	INTRO_VIGNETTE_QUIT=	Quit

# Overworld
	OVERWORLD_START=			Start
	OVERWORLD_NORMAL=			CLIMB
	OVERWORLD_INTERLUDE=		BEGIN
	OVERWORLD_REMIX=			FUCKED SIDE
	OVERWORLD_REMIX2=			SIDE EVEN MORE FUCKED
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	Fucked Side Unlocked!
	OVERWORLD_REMIX_UNLOCKED2=	Side Even More Fucked{n}Unlocked!

# Chapter Titles
	AREA_CHAPTER=	Chapter {x}
	AREA_0=			Prologue
	AREA_1=			Fucking City
	AREA_2=			Fucked Ruins
	AREA_3=			Shitty Hotel
	AREA_4=			Pee-Colored Ridge
	AREA_5=			Fucking Temple
	AREA_6=			Erection
	AREA_7=			The Fucking Top!
	AREA_8=			Epilogue
	AREA_9=			Mountain's Asshole
	AREA_10=		Fucking Bird!

# Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1_0=		Fucking Freezing
	CHECKPOINT_1_1=		Abyss of Hell

	CHECKPOINT_2_0=		Shitting my Pants
	CHECKPOINT_2_1=		Awake but Shited

	CHECKPOINT_3_0=		Cleaning The Shit
	CHECKPOINT_3_1=		Fucked Up Elevator
	CHECKPOINT_3_2=		The Fucking Suite

	CHECKPOINT_4_0=		Damn Wind!
	CHECKPOINT_4_1=		Fucking Wind!
	CHECKPOINT_4_2=		Motherfucker Wind!

	CHECKPOINT_5_0=		Asshole In The Mirror
	CHECKPOINT_5_1=		Hentai Tentacles
	CHECKPOINT_5_2=		I'm BADASS!!!
	CHECKPOINT_5_3=		Saving The Asshole

	CHECKPOINT_6_0=		Fuck!{n}I Fucking Fell!
	CHECKPOINT_6_1=		"Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr"{n}My Ass!
	CHECKPOINT_6_2=		Fucking Bird!
	CHECKPOINT_6_3=		Rock Bottom{n}of Your Ass!
	CHECKPOINT_6_4=		Help for a Blowjob

	CHECKPOINT_7_0=		500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_1=		1000 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_2=		1500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_3=		2000 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_4=		2500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7_5=		3000 M

	CHECKPOINT_8_0=		Entering The Ass
	CHECKPOINT_8_1=		I'm Hot With Cold Heart
	CHECKPOINT_8_2=		Mountain's Asshole

	CHECKPOINT_9_0=		Fucking Space
	CHECKPOINT_9_1=		Source of Sexual Power
	CHECKPOINT_9_2=		Remembering my{n}First Time Jerking Off
	CHECKPOINT_9_3=		Fucking Bird!
	CHECKPOINT_9_4=		I'm Gonna Catch That Bitch!
	CHECKPOINT_9_5=		Fuck the World!
	CHECKPOINT_9_6=		Gotcha, Motherfucker!
	CHECKPOINT_9_7=		Go Fuck Yourself!{n}And Never Come Back!

# B-Side Checkpoints
	CHECKPOINT_1H_0=	Spin and Cum
	CHECKPOINT_1H_1=	Scat Pit

	CHECKPOINT_2H_0=	Fucking Myself
	CHECKPOINT_2H_1=	Sexual Dreams Altar

	CHECKPOINT_3H_0=	Fuck Quarters
	CHECKPOINT_3H_1=	Porn Library
	CHECKPOINT_3H_2=	Leaving The Fucking Hotel

	CHECKPOINT_4H_0=	Step Sister Stuck
	CHECKPOINT_4H_1=	Nasty Canyon
	CHECKPOINT_4H_2=	Eye of Your Ass

	CHECKPOINT_5H_0=	Anal Cam
	CHECKPOINT_5H_1=	Through Your Ass
	CHECKPOINT_5H_2=	Dickheads Master

	CHECKPOINT_6H_0=	With my Dick Hard!
	CHECKPOINT_6H_1=	Bitch Fight!
	CHECKPOINT_6H_2=	Enough Bitchy Cry!

	CHECKPOINT_7H_0=	500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_1=	1000 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_2=	1500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_3=	2000 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_4=	2500 M
	CHECKPOINT_7H_5=	3000 M

	CHECKPOINT_8H_0=	Penetrating The Ass
	CHECKPOINT_8H_1=	Burning my Ass{n}Freezing my Dick
	CHECKPOINT_8H_2=	Heart Attack

# Postcards
	POSTCARD_AREA_1=
		Select {#ff1144}Save and Quit{#}{n}from the pause menu{n}to {#ff1144}Save and Quit!{#}{n}{n}It's very useful if what you want{n}is to {#ff1144}Save and Quit.{#}

	POSTCARD_AREA_2=
		In the end of the game{n}{+MADELINE} will make a {#ff1144}Strawberry Pie.{#}{n}{n}The amount of {#ff1144}Strawberries{#} you collect{n}will change the final scene.{n}{n}Take a Spoiler, Bitch!

	POSTCARD_AREA_3=
		Be ashamed if your{n}{#ff1144}DEATH COUNT{#}{n}is high!{n}{n}Only a Little Bitch would Die{n}in such an easy game!

	POSTCARD_AREA_4=
		{# F94A4A}CLIMBING TIP!{#}{n}Are you in a pinch{n}and running out of strength?{n}{n}{#ff1144}FUCK YOU!{#}{n}It's your Fucking problem!

	POSTCARD_AREA_5=
		{# F94A4A}DID YOU KNOW?{#}{n}Most climbing accidents{n}happen by accident.

	POSTCARD_AREA_6=
		Sometimes,{n}the only way to make peace{n}with your enemy{n}It's with a{n}{# F94A4A}BLOWJOB.{#}

	POSTCARD_CSIDES=
		Ready to get Fucked?{n}{n}{# F94A4A}Sides Even More Fucked{#}{n}have been unlocked!{n}And {# dbb63f}Golden Strawberries{#} have appeared{n}at the start of every chapter!{n}{n}But you won't get them all{n}because you're a Bitch!

	POSTCARD_VARIANTS=
		Wait, you did it?{n}FUCK!{n}Take your Fucking reward{n}and shove it up your Ass!{n}{n}{# 9B3FB5}Super Bitch Mode{#} is now accessible{n}from the File Select Menu.

# Journal
	JOURNAL_OF=
	JOURNAL_PROGRESS=				PROGRESS
	JOURNAL_SPEEDRUNS=				RECORDS:{n}SPEEDRUNS
	JOURNAL_DASHES=					RECORDS:{n}FEWEST DASHES
	JOURNAL_DEATHS=					RECORDS:{n}FEWEST DEATHS
	JOURNAL_POEM=					CRYSTAL HEARTS
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL=			CLEAR
	JOURNAL_MODE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	FULL CLEAR
	JOURNAL_MODE_BSIDE=				FUCKED SIDE
	JOURNAL_MODE_CSIDE=				SIDE EVEN{n}MORE FUCKED
	JOURNAL_TOTALS=					TOTALS
	JOURNAL_GRANDTOTAL=				GRAND TOTAL

# Stats
	STATS_TITLE=			Global Steam Stats
	STAT_BERRIES=			Strawberries
	STAT_DEATHS=			Deaths
	STAT_DASHES=			Dashes
	STAT_GOLDBERRIES=		Golden Berries
	STAT_PICO_BERRIES=		DICKO-8 Strawberries
	STAT_PICO_DEATHS=		DICKO-8 Deaths
	STAT_PICO_COMPLETES=	DICKO-8 Completes

# Saving / Loading Failed
	SAVEFAILED_TITLE=	UNABLE TO SAVE
	SAVEFAILED_RETRY=	Try Again
	SAVEFAILED_IGNORE=	Continue Without Saving
	LOADFAILED_TITLE=	UNABLE TO LOAD
	LOADFAILED_GOBACK=	Go Back
	LOADFAILED_IGNORE=	Continue Without Saving

# Tutorial
	TUTORIAL_CLIMB=		BITCH!
	TUTORIAL_HOLD=		Catch me if you can!
	TUTORIAL_DASH=		Going to fall, Bitch!
	TUTORIAL_DREAMJUMP=	JUMP, BITCH!
	TUTORIAL_CARRY=		CARRY

# Area Complete
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL=				Chapter Complete, Fuck Yeah!
	AREACOMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=		Chapter 100% Clear, Bitch!
	AREACOMPLETE_BSIDE=					Fucked Side Complete, Fuck Yeah!
	AREACOMPLETE_CSIDE=					Side Even More Fucked Complete, Bitch!
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL=			Complete, Fuck Yeah!
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_NORMAL_FULLCLEAR=	100% Clear, Bitch!
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_BSIDE=			Fucked Side Complete, Fuck Yeah!
	MOUNTAIN_COMPLETE_CSIDE=			Side Even More Fucked Complete, Bitch!

# Game Paused
	MENU_PAUSE_TITLE=			PAUSED
	MENU_PAUSE_RESUME=			Resume
	MENU_PAUSE_SKIP_CUTSCENE=	Skip Cutscene
	MENU_PAUSE_RETRY=			I Fucked it up!
	MENU_PAUSE_ASSIST=			Little Bitch Mode
	MENU_PAUSE_VARIANT=			Super Bitch Mode
	MENU_PAUSE_OPTIONS=			Options
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTAREA=		Restart Chapter
	MENU_PAUSE_SAVEQUIT=		Save and Quit
	MENU_PAUSE_RETURN=			Return to Map
	MENU_PAUSE_RESTARTDEMO=		Restart Demo
	MENU_RETURN_TITLE=			RETURN TO MAP?
	MENU_RETURN_CONTINUE=		Yes
	MENU_RETURN_CANCEL=			Cancel
	MENU_RETURN_INFO=			Returning to Map will save your progress{n}
								but you must restart at the last checkpoint
	MENU_RESTART_TITLE=			RESTART CHAPTER?
	MENU_RESTART_CONTINUE=		Yes
	MENU_RESTART_CANCEL=		Cancel

# Assist UI
	MENU_ASSIST_TITLE=					LITTLE BITCH MODE
	MENU_ASSIST_SUBTITLE=				Cheats
	MENU_ASSIST_GAMESPEED=				Game Speed
	MENU_ASSIST_INVINCIBLE=				Invincibility
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES=				Air Dashes
	MENU_ASSIST_DASH_ASSIST=			Dash Assist
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_NORMAL=		Default
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_TWO=			2
	MENU_ASSIST_AIR_DASHES_INFINITE=	Infinite
	MENU_ASSIST_INFINITE_STAMINA=		Infinite Stamina

# Variant UI
	MENU_VARIANT_TITLE=					SUPER BITCH MODE
	MENU_VARIANT_SUBTITLE=				Super Cheats
	MENU_VARIANT_MIRROR=				Mirror Mode
	MENU_VARIANT_360DASHING=			360 Dashing
	MENU_VARIANT_INVISMOTION=			Invisible Motion
	MENU_VARIANT_PLAYASBADELINE=		Other Self
	MENU_VARIANT_NOGRABBING=			No Grabbing
	MENU_VARIANT_LOWFRICTION=			Low Friction
	MENU_VARIANT_SUPERDASHING=			Super Dashing
	MENU_VARIANT_HICCUPS=				Hiccups

# Misc UI
	UI_CUTSCENE_SKIP=	Skip
	UI_REMIX_UNLOCKED=	Fucked Side Unlocked
	UI_CANCEL=			Back
	UI_CONFIRM=			Confirm
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_TITLE=Quick Restart: 
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_HOLD=Hold
	UI_QUICK_RESTART_PRESS=Press

# B SIDES
	REMIX_BY=			Music by
	REMIX_ALBUM=		Celeste Fucked Sides

	AREA_1_REMIX=		(Sever the Skyline Mix)
	AREA_2_REMIX=		(Black Moonrise Mix)
	AREA_3_REMIX=		(Good Karma Mix)
	AREA_4_REMIX=		(Golden Feather Mix)
	AREA_5_REMIX=		(Mirror Magic Mix)
	AREA_6_REMIX=		(Center of the Earth Mix)
	AREA_7_REMIX=		(No More Running Mix)
	AREA_9_REMIX=		(Say Goodbye Mix)

# Credits
	CREDITS_THANKYOU=	NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF! :)

# Names
	THEO=				{# FF9523}Theo{#}
	THEO_UNDER_STARS=	{# FFFF4C}TheoUnderStars{#}
	MIXMASTER_THEO=		{# FF9523}Dickheads Master Theo{#}
	MOM=				{# 339CC7}Mom{#}
	MROSHIRO=			{# 7BD838}Mr\. Oshiro{#}
	OSHIRO=				{# 7BD838}Oshiro{#}
	ELCREEPO=			{# 7BD838}El Creeper, Aw Man!{#}
	MADELINE=			{# F94A4A}{savedata Name}{#}
	MS_MADELINE=		{# F94A4A}Ms\. {savedata Name}{#}
	RESORT=				{# b864be}Celestial Resort{#}
	THOUGHT=			{# 696a6a}{~}(
	ENDTHOUGHT=			){/~}{#}
	MOUNTAIN=			{# 96EFFF}Mountain{#}
	CELESTE_MOUNTAIN=	{# 96EFFF}Celeste Mountain{#}
	PART_OF_ME=			{# d678db}{~}Part of Me{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_YOU=		{# d678db}{~}Part of You{/~}{#}
	ST_BAD=				{# d678db}{~}
	END_BAD=			{/~}{#}
	GRANNY=				{# 66ea3a}Old Bitch{#}
	PART_OF_HER=		{# 66ea3a}{~}Part of Her{/~}{#}
	PART_OF_GRANNY=		{# 66ea3a}{~}Part of the Old Bitch{/~}{#}

# Theo sister name
# if the player name is the same as this one, theo's sister name becomes the ALT_NAME
	THEO_SISTER_NAME=		Alex
	THEO_SISTER_ALT_NAME=	Maddy
	ALEX=					{# F94A4A}{savedata TheoSisterName}{#}

# ================================== IN-GAME DIALOG BEGINS HERE! ==================================

# *** Prologue ***

	CH0_INTRO=
		This is it, {+MADELINE}.
		Just breathe, Bitch.
		Why do I get {*}HORNY{/*} right now?
                                A Wank before go, I guess.

	CH0_GRANNY=
		{anchor top}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Hey, you! Old woman!

		{trigger 0 Madeline walks forward}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		The sign out front is Fucking busted.{0.3}{n}Is this the {+mountain} trail?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		You're almost there.{0.5}{n}It's just across the bridge.

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                Nice!

		{trigger 1 Madeline walks to the right of the house, turns left}
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		By the way{0.3},{n}you should call someone to see the entrance.
                                A Fucking rock fell as I passed.
                                Like it was some kind of "{~}trap{/~}"{n}set by someone.

		{trigger 2 Granny laughs}

		[GRANNY left laugh]
		If you almost Died in my trap,{n}no Fuck you climb the {+mountain}!

		{trigger 3 Laugh Continues}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		{0.5}...{0.2}

		[MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{!}{*}FUCK YOU!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

                                {trigger 4 Stop laughing}

                                [MADELINE right angry]
		If an {0.3}{~}OLD BITCH{/~}{0.5} like you{0.5} can survive here{0.5},{n}
                                {*}I CAN FUCKING DO IT TOO!{/*}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Suit yourself.

		{silent_trigger 5 Ominous zoom-in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		But you should know{0.5},{n}{+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} is a Bizarre place.

		[GRANNY left creepA]
		You might see things.

		[GRANNY left creepB]
		Things you ain't ready to see.

		{trigger 6 pan to Maddy}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Go Fuck Yourself{0.5}, old Bitch.

		{trigger 3 resume laughing}

	CH0_END=
		I CAN FUCKING DO IT!!!

# *** Chapter 01 ***

	CH1_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		Ho there, fellow traveller!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		What a killer night for a hike!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}"HIKE" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}IT'S FUCKING COLD!!!{/*}{/big}

		[THEO left wtf]
		You don't have to be so rude.
                                I just wanted to say that this place is beautiful.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}"BEAUTIFUL" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [THEO left wtf]
                                Calm down, calm down!
                                Sorry.
                                What did you come here to do?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Solve some personal problems.
                                Not of your Fucking business.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Whoa, that sounds pretty serious.
		I'm just happy to see another human{n}in such a lonely place.

		[THEO left excited]
		I'm {+ theo} by the way, an adventurer from a {>> 0.3}{~}far off land!{/~}{>>}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...

		[THEO left thinking]
		Not much of a talker, are you?

		[THEO left normal]
		Mysterious lone wolf type, I get it.{n}I'll just imagine some dark backstory for you.

	CH1_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE right upset]
                                Shut the Fuck up!
		My name is {+MADELINE}.
		I have a lot of Shit on my head{n}like to be talking with Dickheads like you.

		[THEO left normal]
		Well, {+MADELINE}, I'd say you've come to the right place!

		[THEO left thinking]
		I'm freezing my toes off, but I can't imagine{n}a better place to be for some quiet reflection.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		"Reflection" is for Little Bitches!{n}{0.3}I'm here to climb the Fucking {+mountain}!
		Of what Fucking "{>> 0.5}{~}far off land{/~}{>>}" are you from?
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Well, my inquisitive compatriot, I doth hail{n}from the {0.3}{~}mystical,{0.4} exotic{/~}{0.4} kingdom of...
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{0.4} Seattle.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		You sure you don't come from a Fucking circus?
                                You Fucking clown!

	CH1_THEO_C=
		[THEO left excited]
		This place is wild!

		[THEO left normal]
		Why would an entire city be abandoned?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		How the Fuck am I supposed to know?
                                Maybe because it's so Fucking cold in here{n}
                                that their Dicks started to fell off?

		[THEO left normal]
		I think that the {+mountain}{n}
                                might have some kind of magical power,{n}
                                and those people didn't know how to adapt!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I don't Fucking care.

		[THEO left normal]
		At least we get to enjoy the leftovers.

	CH1_THEO_D=
		[MADELINE right upset]
		You came here just to explore this Fucking City?
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Yeah, I have a thing for abandoned places.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		And I like to think of myself{n}as a budding photographer.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Really? {0.5}A photographer?{n}{0.5}That's pathetic!
		Do you have a Fucking blog or something?
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		A blog?
		{+MADELINE}.
		Everyone uses {# FFFF4C}InstaPix{#} now.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I'm {+THEO_UNDER_STARS}, look me up!

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                I'm not going to look a shit.

	CH1_THEO_E=
		[THEO left normal]
		This terrain is pretty tricky{0.5},{n}are you turning back soon?
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}FUCK NO!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}YOU THINK I'M A {~}LITTLE BITCH{/~} LIKE YOU!?{/*}
                                {big}{*}I'LL CLIMB THIS WHOLE SHIT!!!{/*}{/big}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		I can really see the determination in your eyes!

		[THEO left normal]
		It's inspiring.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Go Fuck Yourself!

		[MADELINE right together]
		I bet you {0.3}{*}CAN'T{/*}{0.5} make it to the top!

		[THEO left normal]
		Maybe. 
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		I don't really care about reaching the top,{n}to be honest.

		[THEO left normal]
		{!}Oh!{/!} But I heard there are some {~}legit{/~}{n}old ruins up beyond the city.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Like 1800's legit. 

		[THEO left normal]
		I know it's risky but I have to see them for myself.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                I don't give a Fuck!

	CH1_THEO_F=
		[THEO left normal]
		What's that thing you say right before{n}you do something irresponsible?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Uh...{0.3} "{~}Fuck this Shit{/~}"?

		[THEO left wtf]
		No, that's not it.

		[THEO left excited]
		We say...

		{trigger 0 Theo pumps his fist in the air}
		
		[THEO left yolo]
		{big}{~}Y{>> 0.5}OLO{>> 0.2}OOOOOOOO!!{>>}{/~}{/big}

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                Shut the Fuck up!{0.5}{n}I'm leaving!
                                Hope I don't Fucking see you again!

	MEMORIAL=
		-- CELESTE MOUNTAIN --
		This memorial dedicated to those
		who got FUCKED on the climb

	CH1_END=
		[MADELINE right upset]
		What a Fucking Shitty day!
                                Jerk Off to relax and sleep is all I need now!

		{trigger 0 MADELINE sits down to rest. A bird swoops in, lands on her head, and goes to sleep}
		
		[MADELINE left deadpan]
		{# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}.

# *** Chapter 02 ***

	CH2_BADELINE_INTRO=
		{anchor top}
		
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{big}{!}{*}BOO!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

                                {trigger 1 Badeline is revealed}
		{trigger 0 Madeline turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		{big}{!}{*}AaAaAaAaAaAah!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
                                {big}{*}HOLY FUCK!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		You really got scared.

                                [BADELINE left freakA]
                                {big}{*}SHIT YOUR PANTS, BITCH!?{/*}{/big}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}I DIDN'T FUCKING SHIT!{/*}
                                {*}I JUST PEE A LITTLE BIT!{/*}
                                {*}WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?{n}{0.5}AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME!?{/*}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I'm {+PART_OF_YOU}, Bitch.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Why would {+PART_OF_ME} look so... {0.5}{*}FUCKED UP{/*}!?

		[BADELINE left yell]
		{big}{*}WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!?{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE left angry]
		This is what I Fucking look like!
		Go Fuck Yourself!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Fuck You!

		[BADELINE left angry]
		FUCK{0.3} YOU!!!{0.5} BITCH!!!
		I can't even describe the relief that is{n}to {~}finally{/~} get out of your Fucking head!

		[BADELINE left upset]
		But look, I'm worried about you, Bitch.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		You need a hobby, but this...
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}DON'T FUCK WITH ME!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I CLIMB THIS FUCKING {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#}{n}IF I FUCKING WANT TO!{/*}

		{trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Bitch, you can be many things.
                                A Freak{0.3}, an Asshole{0.3}, a Psycho{0.3}, a Slut...
                                But a {~}mountain climber{/~}?
                                No Fucking way!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}WHO SAYS I CAN'T FUCKING BE!?{/*}

                                {trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

                                [BADELINE left freakA]
                                {big}{!}{*}I SAY IT!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		{+MADELINE}{0.5}, you're just a {~}Wank Addict{/~} Bitch.
		You Jerk Off all day{0.3}, every Fucking single day.
		You Jerk Off before bed{0.5}, when you wake up{0.5},{n}after dinner...
		
                                {trigger 2 Badeline starts laughing}

                                [BADELINE left scoff]
                                Well{0.5}, basically every Fucking hour.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		That's exactly why I want to climb this{n}Fucking {+mountain}, damn it.
                                To distract myself with something else.

                                [BADELINE left scoff]
                                And it's working "{~}fantastic{/~}", isn't it?

                                [BADELINE left normal]
                                You just mistook your car's gear lever for your Dick{n}
                                and rubbed it til you Came.

                                [BADELINE left scoff]
                                You also give that giant tomb a good Cumshot!
                                Perhaps you just wanted the corpses' bones{n}
                                get some calcium from your milk.

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                It's not my Fucking fault!
                                The car one was supposed to be the last one,{n}
                                but then some Fucking Assholes Pissed me off!

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                I had to de-stress somehow.

                                [BADELINE left normal]
                                Making excuses?

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                At least I'm Fucking trying!
		Are you the weak {+PART_OF_ME}, or the lazy part?

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		The part that isn't a Wank Addict.
                                I'm afraid is a very{0.5}, very small part of you.

		{trigger 3 Badeline stops laughing}

		[BADELINE left serious]
		{s 4}Go Jerk Off at home, {+MADELINE}.{n}[BADELINE left serious_alt]{s 4}{0.5}You Horny Bitch.

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{!}{*}NEVER!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

	CH2_DREAM_PHONECALL=
		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Hello, who's speaking?
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}?
		...are you calling from a payphone?

		[MADELINE_PHONE left distracted]
		Yeah.

		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		{big}{*}WHAT!!!?{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}NO!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}YOU FUCKING CALLED!{/*}{/big}

		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		What are you talking about?
                                I didn't call you{0.2}, {*}BITCH!{/*}
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		Okay, forget it!
                                Listen me{0.3}, I have a problem!
		I'm being chased{n}by a Fucking "{~}ghost{/~}" that looks like me!
		I don't know what the Fuck is going on{0.3},{n}but I know I'm in danger{0.5},{n}I can feel it.
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, {0.3}you have a "{~}Mental Problem{/~}"{0.5},{n}that's what you have.
		What the Fuck is this "{~}ghost{/~}" thing you're making up?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
		{*}I'M NOT MAKING ANYTHING UP,{n}YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!{/*}
		{*}YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!!!{0.5}{n}{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!{/*}
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		{~}Shhh{/~}{0.5}, it's alright, calm down.
		Speak up, you Little Bitch.
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
                                ...
		I'm climbing the Fucking {+celeste_mountain}.{n}
                                I found an old Fucking mirror, and then it broke,{n}
                                and a Fucking {+PART_OF_ME} ran away, and...

		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		...
		You think I'm on {~}Drugs{/~}, don't you?
		
		[EX_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}!{n}{0.2}Of course you're on Drugs{0.3}, {*}YOU FUCKING BITCH!{/*}
		First you call me and say "{~}I called you{/~}".
		Then you go and tell me that {~}Fucking Shit{/~}?
                                {big}{*}FUCK YOU, {+MADELINE}!!!{/*}{/big}
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
                                {big}{*}UGH!{0.5} FUCK YOU TOO!{/*}{/big}
		{*}WHY THE FUCK AM I CLIMBING{n}THIS FUCKING {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#}!?{/*}

                                [EX_PHONE right normal]
                                {*}AND HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?{/*}

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		I'm wondering the same thing.
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Go Jerk Off at home, {+MADELINE}.
                                It's the {~}BEST{/~} for you.

                                [MADELINE left surprised]
                                {big}{*}OH FUCK!!!{/*}{/big}

	# if the MADELINE has never met Theo before
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_MET=
		[THEO left normal]
		Ho there, fellow explorer!
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...

		{trigger 0 Madeline approaches}

		[THEO left normal]
		Did you also trek up here to scope out these old ruins?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		I don't give a Shit about these Fucked Ruins!
                                I came to climb the Fucking {+mountain}!
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Whoa, that's crazy!
		
		[THEO left normal]
		I'm {+ theo} by the way, an adventurer from a {>> 0.3}{~}far off land!{/~}{>>}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		...
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		Not much of a talker, are you?
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Mysterious lone wolf type, I get it.{n}I'll just imagine some dark backstory for you.

	# if the MADELINE has met Theo, but never introduced herself
	CH2_THEO_INTRO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE right upset]
                                Shut the Fuck up!
		My name is {+MADELINE}.
		I just have a lot of Shit on my head{n}like to be talking with Dickheads like you.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Well this is a good place to reflect.
		Something about these ruins feels so introspective.
		It's really making me take a{n}look in the mirror, so to speak.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Don't Fucking talk me about mirrors!
		What Fucking "{>> 0.5}{~}far off land{/~}{>>}" do you hail from?
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Well, my inquisitive compatriot, I doth hail{n}from the {0.3}{~}mystical,{0.4} enigmatic{/~}{0.4} kingdom of...
		
		[THEO left normal]
		{0.4} Seattle.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		You sure you don't come from a Fucking circus?
                                You Fucking clown!

	# added to the start of the CH2_THEO_A if the MADELINE has met and introduced themselves to Theo
	# (if NEVER_MET and NEVER_INTRODUCED are skipped)
	CH2_THEO_A_EXT=
		[THEO left excited]
		Hey, {+MADELINE}!{n}You made it!

		{trigger 3 Madeline Approaches}

		{+ CH2_THEO_A}

	# normal conversation once introductions are out of the way
	CH2_THEO_A=
		[THEO left normal]
		Climbing up here was tough,{n}but totally worth it.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Just look at these ruins!
		I took so many great pics, wanna see?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		No.

                                [THEO left excited]
                                Please, it's just a moment!

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to Theo}

                                [THEO left excited]
                                What did you think?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		They Fucking Suck!
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		Maybe I'll finally hit a thousand followers with these.

		{trigger 1 Theo puts away phone}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Oh! We need to formally commemorate this occasion...
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Take a selfie with me!
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}NO CHANCE, BITCH!{/*}{/big}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Come on, it's easy. Like this!

		{trigger 2 Theo takes a selfie with Maddy by surprise}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		...

	CH2_THEO_B=
		[THEO left normal]
		Sorry about that.
		Don't worry, I won't post that one.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{>> 0.3}If you don't delete that Fucking photo right now,{>>}{n}
                                {0.5}I {*}SWEAR{/*} I'm going to stick your Fucking phone{0.5}{n}
                                {big}{*}UP YOUR ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
		{*}YOU'RE GONNA JERK OFF WITH IT{0.5}, I KNOW!{/*}{/big}
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		Oh my God!
		How can you even think such a thing!?
                                I just wanted a memory of this moment.
                                If you don't like how you came out I can put a filter.

		{trigger 0 Add filter to selfie}
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		Casual, yet refined.

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{*}DELETE IT FUCKING NOW!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH2_THEO_C=
		[MADELINE right upset]
		What kind of {~}Pussy{/~} likes to take pictures around?

		[THEO left normal]
		My grandpa was really into it.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                It was a rhetorical question, you Dickhead!

		[THEO left thinking]
		Apparently he was semi-famous{n}in the photography world.

		[THEO left wtf]
		I don't know if I'll ever be that good at it.

		[THEO left excited]
		But it's nice to feel close to him.

                                [MADELINE right sad]
                                Wanna feel "{~}close{/~}" to him?

                               [THEO left excited]
                               Of course!

                               [MADELINE right angry]
                               {big}{*}THEN KILL YOURSELF!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH2_THEO_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		So you're determined to climb the entire {+mountain}?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Yes!{0.8}{n}
                                Unlike you{0.5}, and biological women{0.5},{n}
                                I do have the Balls to do it!
                                If I Die{0.3} at least I won't have to see "{~}Shitty people{/~}",{n}{0.5} like you, anymore.
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		Don't say that.
		
		[THEO left normal]
		I doubt I'll make it to the top like you,{n}but I'm not ready to turn back just yet.

	CH2_THEO_E=
		[THEO left wtf]
		So...{0.8}{n}
                                What do you think about trans women{n}
                                competing against biological women in sports?
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
                                Not afraid of be canceled, huh?
		I think there is only two reasons for a trans woman{n}
                                compete against a biological woman.
                                One{0.5}, she's Fucking Stupid and doesn't understand{n}
                                that she has an unfair physical advantage.
                                Two{0.5}, she's actually a Fucking loser who,{n}
                                after not being able to win against men,{n}
                                started competing with women.
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		Yep!{0.5} We are going to be canceled!

	CH2_END_PHONECALL=

                                [EX_PHONE right normal]
                                Hello, who's speaking?

                                [MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
                                It's me{0.2}, {+MADELINE}.

                                [EX_PHONE right normal]
                                {+MADELINE}?{n}{0.3}What do you want?

                                [MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
                                I just called to tell you...

                                [MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
                                {big}{*}TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!{/*}{/big}

                                [EX_PHONE right normal]
                                {*}WHAT THE FUCK!?{n}
                                {0.3}WHY!?{/*}

                                [MADELINE_PHONE left angry]
                                {big}{*}BYE, BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                Okay. Now I'm going to call my mom.

                                [MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
                                .{0.5}.{0.5}.

		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		Hello?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		Hey {+ mom}.
		
		[MOM_PHONE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, what a nice surprise!
		How's your trip?
		
		[MADELINE_PHONE left upset]
		Like Fucking Shit.{0.5}{n}But I can handle it.
		
		[MOM_PHONE right concerned]
		What do you mean, honey?
		What's going on?

	CH2_JOURNAL=
		A book that looks old as Fuck is on the table.
		A really Shitty poem is written on a page.

	CH2_POEM=
		In the shadows, whispers bloom{n}
		In my mouth, I like to Cum{n}{n}
		Dancing hands, my parts below{n}
		It gets so hard, and also grow{n}{n}
		The moonlight, it shines so bright{n}
		Makes me Cum, makes me cry

# *** Chapter 03 ***

	CH3_OSHIRO_FRONT_DESK=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Welcome!{n}{0.3}May I help you?

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{big}{*}OH FUCK!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}ANOTHER GHOST!!!{/*}{/big}
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		A ghost?{n}{0.3}Don't be silly.
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		I am the manager of this fine establishment.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		Welcome to{.3} {~}{>> .2}the world-renowned{/~}{>>}{n}{big}Celestial Resort Hotel!{/big}

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+ mroshiro}, at your service.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		{+thought}Two guests in one day!{n}Business is finally picking up!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		How long will you be staying with us?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I'm not staying in this {0.3}{*}SHITTY{/*}{0.5} Hotel.
                                I only went in because the {0.3}{*}FUCKING{/*}{0.5} Hotel{0.5}{n}
                                was in the {0.3}{*}FUCKING{/*}{0.5} way.
		Let me use the back exit.
		
		[OSHIRO right worried]
		...the back exit?
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Just passing through?{n}{0.5}And what a rude little girl!{+endthought}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I CAN HEAR YOU{0.3}, YOU FUCKING BITCH!{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		...
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		In any case, our rear service door{n}is reserved for Hotel staff only.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		However, our top floor presidential suite{n}features a world-class view of the peak.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Yes, you'll be quite comfortable up there.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Maybe I could get on the roof from there{n}
                                and climb down the back.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		{+thought}The presidential suite, marvelous idea {+ oshiro}!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		What is your name, for our records?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I'm {+MADELINE}. 
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}BUT I'M NOT STAYING IN THIS FUCKING HOTEL!{/*}

		{trigger 0 Camera zooms back out}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Right this way, {+MS_MADELINE}.

	CH3_GUESTBOOK=
		Looks like an old as Fuck guestbook.
		Most of the pages are all Fucked Up.
		However, there's someone's review on a page.
		"I have never seen a worse Hotel in my Fucking life!"
		{big}"This Hotel SMELLS LIKE ASS!"{0.3}{n}
                                ----------"FUCK YOU ALL!"----------{/big}
	
	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_A=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please follow me closely, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		The elevator is just down the hall.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		This Hotel is really {~}Fucked Up{/~}.
		Is there really people who would pay to stay here?
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Of course there is!

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		Who wouldn't want to stay in a place like this?

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Fucked Up?{0.5}{n}What did she mean by that?{+endthought}

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Oh! Please allow me to carry your luggage.
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}NO WAY, BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}
		{*}YOU'LL PROBABLY STEAL IT!{/*}
                                {*}YOU THINK I'M STUPID!?{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Hmm. Very well.
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}What a peculiar guest.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_HALLWAY_B=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, I really must implore you to keep up.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		I'm running a world-class establishment here.{n}
                                I don't have time to wait around for meandering guests.
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{>> 0.2}{*}YOU CAN FUCKING EAT MY SHIT,{n}
                                YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER{n}
                                SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!{/*}{>>}
                                What part of{0.3}{n}
                                "I'm Not Staying in this Fucking Hotel"{0.5}{n}
                                {*}YOU DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND!?{/*}
                                {*}WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE{n}
                                TO FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!?{/*}
                                {big}{*}YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}{+oshiro} you Idiot, the customer is always right!{+endthought}
		{+thought}Business is finally picking up{n}and you lose your temper!?{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh... of course {+MS_MADELINE}!
		My sincere apologies, I was out of line.

		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Please, feel free to explore at your leisure.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                Asshole!

	CH3_MEMO_OPENING=
		You found a paper in middle of all this Shit.

	CH3_MEMO=
		{big}Attention Hotel Staff:{/big}{n}{n}
		It is my sad duty to inform you that someone has been placing hidden cameras in the Hotel's bathrooms. I found out about this from a guest who complained to me about it. She wants the perpetrator arrested and fined for such a crime.{n}{n}
		I don't know who was the bastard,{n}(DEFINITELY WASN'T ME), but before anyone says anything, I'm going to fire you all. I'm sorry for the innocent employees I'll have to fire, but it's easier to fire everyone and hire new ones than to find the criminal.{n}{n}
		Let it be clear that I'm not doing this to cover up the fact that I was the one who put the cameras (I already said that I didn't!).{n}{n}
		-Mr\. Oshiro

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0=
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Argh!{n}{0.3}This clutter is out of control!

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces to the left}

		[OSHIRO left worried flip]
		When did this happen!?

		{trigger 2 Oshiro paces back to the right}

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		I don't even know where to begin...
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		You just "{~}now{/~}" realized how Shitty is this place?
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		I'll never be able to clean up this mess on my own.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro Collapses}
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		It's hopeless!
                                If only {0.3}"{~}someone{/~}"{0.5} offered to help!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Are you Fucking kidding me?
                                You want me to help you clean your Shit?
                                Ugh!{0.3} Fine!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}BUT YOU BETTER SHOW ME THE EXIT AFTER THIS!{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		You're too kind.
		
		[OSHIRO left drama]
		But I wouldn't even bother.
		It's a lost cause.

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER0_B=
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}HEY{0.3}, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME OR NOT!?{/*}

		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		I'm on my way!{n}
                                Don't worry, {+MS_MADELINE}!

		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}I have to pretend I'm cleaning!{+endthought}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		You're not going to help at all, are you?

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Of course I will, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		{trigger 0 Oshiro gets back up}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		In the Hotel business, our passion is{n}
                                perfecting the delicate art of hospitality.

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		A truly great Hotel lives{.2} {~}eternally{/~} in the{n}cherished memories of its satisfied guests.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Shut the Fuck Up!{n}{0.3}And start Fucking cleaning up!

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1=
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		I haven't even begun cleaning and already{n}I feel a renewed lightness of spirit!
		That's the power of positive thinking!
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I CLEANED UP SOME OF THE FUCKING MESS!{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		Oh yes, thank you, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		But please, relax, and let the Hotel staff handle it!
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}{+oshiro}, you fool. You're losing her.{+endthought}

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Guests don't want to spend their time cleaning!{+endthought}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}HEY, ASSHOLE!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}HOW ABOUT STOP THINKING{n}AND HELP ME CLEAN THE FUCK UP!?{/*}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Yes, of course.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		This is the finest Hotel you'll ever visit, you'll see!
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}How could I let my problems pile up like this?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER1_B=

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Listen here, You Piece of Shit!
                                I'm not the {0.3}{*}BITCH{/*}{0.5} of your mother{0.5}{n}
                                to clean up your {0.3}{*}FUCKING{/*}{0.5} Shit!
                                If you don't show me the Fucking exit later{0.5},{n}
                                {big}{*}I SWEAR YOU'LL PAY ME!{/*}{/big}

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}She pities you, {+oshiro}. You're pathetic.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		This looks much better.
		Can you show me the Fucking exit now?

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		But {+MS_MADELINE}, you've barely enjoyed the{n}myriad luxuries that our Hotel has to offer!
		
		[OSHIRO right normal]
		We can talk more once I finish cleaning.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		I'm very busy!

		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}Yes... young people have no respect these days.{+endthought}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		{0.3}Son of a Bitch.

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER2_B=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Want me to Fuck You up?
                                {0.3}Hm?

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {big}{*}WANT ME TO FUCK YOU UP!!!?{/*}{/big}

		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}It's over, {+oshiro}. She hates you.{+endthought}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}HATING ISN'T EVEN CLOSE!{/*}
                                {*}I WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,{n}
                                AND THAT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!{/*}
                                {*}YOUR HOTEL FUCKING SUCKS!{/*}
                                {*}AND YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH{n}
                                WHO MAKES ME CLEAN THIS SHIT UP{n}
                                WHILE YOU'RE HERE SCRATCHING YOUR BALLS!{/*}
                                {big}{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!{/*}{/big}

		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		I'm sorry, {+MS_MADELINE}!
		I'm really sorry!

	CH3_OSHIRO_CLUTTER_ENDING=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		There you are!
		You certainly have a knack for wandering off.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		It was a pain in the Ass,{n}but I managed to organize everything.
                                Even so{0.3}, this Hotel still {~}SMELLS LIKE ASS{/~}.
		
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		The Celestial Resort Hotel extends its{n}gratitude for your assistance, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		Of course, the staff had the mess under control.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		My Ass.
                                Show me the Fucking exit now.
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}How humiliating.{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO left worried]
		You must be eager to see your room!

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's just up the elevator and down the hall.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Okay!{0.3} Fine!
		Let's see the {~}FUCKING SUITE{/~}.
		It must be "{~}FUCKING AMAZING{/~}"!
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}Now's your last chance to be a BIG SHOT, {+oshiro}!{n}
                                Don't lose her now.{+endthought}

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_MET=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Who the Fuck are you?{0.3}{n}A beggar?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Wow, I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see another person right now.
		This place seriously gives me the creeps.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Answer my Fucking question.
		My name is {+MADELINE}, and yours?
		
		[THEO right normal]
		Oh, I'm {+theo}.
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_NEVER_INTRODUCED=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		What the Fuck are you doing here?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Wow, I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see another person right now.
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I don't give a Shit.
		I'm {+MADELINE}, by the way.
		I didn't tell you my name earlier{n}because I was hoping not to see you again.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		What the Fuck are you doing here?

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}! I am {~}{!}so{/!}{/~} happy to see you right now.
		I'm all about spooky mysteries,{n}but this is getting too real.

		{+CH3_THEO_ESCAPING}

	CH3_THEO_ESCAPING=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Did you meet {+mroshiro}?
		I really think he needs to Go Fuck Himself.

		{trigger 0 Theo stops trying to pry off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		You {~}think?{/~} 
		He's a creepy old weirdo.
		I bet he's cleaning out a nook{n}to hide our bodies as we speak.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                Cleaning?{0.8} He?
                                Believe me{0.5}, there's no Fucking way.

		{trigger 1 Theo goes back to prying off the vent cover}
		
		[THEO right worried flip]
		I'm gonna crawl through this vent,{n}it's blowing cold air in from outside.
		Come on!
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		No Fucking way I'm going with you.
		I'll find another way out on my own.
		
		[THEO right worried flip]
		{+MADELINE}, that's very brave, but this is dangerous.
		
		{trigger 2 Theo removes vent cover and it flies off. Theo falls down as it comes off, and gets back up}

		[THEO right worried]
		We need to get out of here and call{n}an expert on {0.2}{*}creepy old dudes{/*}.
		We aren't prepared for this.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Are you worried about me being "{~}Raped{/~}"{n}or something?
                                Go ahead, I know how to Fucking take care of myself.
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		Man, you're more stubborn than my sister.
		I thought that was impossible.

		{trigger 3 Theo walks to Maddy}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		Take care of yourself.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}GET THE FUCK OUT!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH3_THEO_VENTS=
		{anchor bottom}
		[THEO right normal upsidedown]
		Man, it's a maze in here.
		How's it going with {+elcreepo}?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I clean all that Asshole's Shit for him,{n}and even so the Motherfucker don't let me go.
		He still thinks he can convince me to stay.
		
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
		{+MADELINE}, seriously.
		My bad idea radar is {~}off the charts{/~} on this one. 
		You should get out of here.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		What the Fuck do you think I'm trying to do?
		I'm going to see the Fucking suite{0.5}, pretend I like it{0.5},{n}
                                and see if that way he stops Fucking with me.
		
		[THEO right wtf upsidedown]
                                Well, I don't think I can convince you of anything.
                                Do what you want.
                                But don't blame me if something happens to you.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                I already told you I can take care of myself.
                                Now get the Fuck out of here.

                                [THEO right thinking upsidedown]
                                Yeah yeah, I didn't expect you to listen.

                                [THEO right normal upsidedown]
		See you on the outside, jailbird.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                "Jailbird" My Ass.

	CH3_OSHIRO_BREAKDOWN=
		{anchor top}
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}This is it {+oshiro}, your last chance.{+endthought}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}You already ruined it.{n}Making a guest clean up your mess?{+endthought}
		{+thought}She'll never stay.{+endthought}

		{trigger 1 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}No, she's still here. There's still a chance!{+endthought}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro paces}
		
		[OSHIRO right sidehappy]
		{+thought}Just think in how many Hot videos{n}you're going to have of her!{+endthought}

                                {trigger 1 Oshiro paces}

                                [OSHIRO left sideworried]
                                {+thought}What if she finds out about the hidden cameras?{+endthought}

		{trigger 2 Oshiro falls to ground, spawns dust creatures}
		
		[OSHIRO left sideworried]
		{+thought}Get it together, {+oshiro}!{+endthought}

		{trigger 3 Enter Madeline}
		
		[OSHIRO left nervous]
		There you are, {+MS_MADELINE}!

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                So those Shits came from your Ass?

                                [OSHIRO left nervous]
                                What thing?
                                Whatever!{0.3}{n}
		Follow me quickly!{0.3} We're almost there!

	CH3_DIARY=
		{anchor bottom}
		It's seems to be {+MROSHIRO}'s Fucking diary.
		The last entry appears to have blood splattered on it.
                                There is also a bloody knife next to the diary.
		"I'M FUCKED!!! They found out it was me!!!"
                                "The police are knocking on the door!"{n}"They're going to Fuck me in jail!"
                                "I don't want to be arrested! I'd rather Die here!"
                                "Yes! I put the cameras on the bathrooms!"{n}"But I did it for the guests' security!"
                                "They deserve security everywhere,{n}even in the bathroom!"
                                "Of course, no one will believe!"
                                "I have no choice, this is my end. Goodbye."

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Here we are, our award-winning presidential suite!

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Truly, it is the very definition of rustic luxury.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		I'll stand back and allow you to soak in the majesty.
		I understand it can be a lot to handle.

		{trigger 3 Madeline walks around the room and looks around}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		So?{0.3} What do you think?
		
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{big}{*}OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!{/*}{/big}
		{*}THIS IS THE BEST SHIT{n}I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE!!!{/*}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		It's very...{0.5} spacious.
                                The furniture looks...{0.3} expensive and...
		The colors are...{0.5} classy.{n}{0.5}I think.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I can tell you put a lot of work into it.

		[OSHIRO right worried]
		{*}I knew it would impress you!{/*}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Yeah.{0.8} Sure.
		Now show me the Fucking exit.
		
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}You imbecile, you're losing her!{+endthought}
		
		[OSHIRO right nervous]
		Oh err, I almost forgot to mention... 
		Valued guests such as yourself stay in{n}our finest accommodations at half price!
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}FUCK YOU!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I DON'T WANNA STAY IN THIS FUCKING HOTEL!!!{/*}

		{trigger 0 Badeline appears in the mirror}
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		Please, {+MS_MADELINE}.
		Please stay.
                                At least use the bathroom once{n}and take a bath before you go.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		{+mroshiro}{0.3}, Fuck You!{0.5}{n}For the thousandth time, I'm not going to...

		{trigger 1 Badeline escapes the mirror}
		
		[BADELINE right normal]
		{+MADELINE}, forget this Dickface, Bitch.
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Dickface? {silent_trigger 6}
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		You have to be Fucking kidding, dude!
		This Hotel...

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}SMELLS LIKE ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                No one in their{n}{0.3}{big}{*}{!}FUCKING{0.3} LIFE{/!}{/*}{/big}{n}{0.5} would stay here!
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Someone had to say it.

		{trigger 4 Madeline steps closer to Oshiro}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I hate to admit it{0.5}, but I agree with you.
		
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		I... 

		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		I'm very busy.
		Please leave, {+MS_MADELINE}. {silent_trigger 5 Madeline jumps back}
		
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Let's go {~}{+MS_MADELINE}{/~}.
                                Let's get out of this Shitty Fucking Hotel.

		{trigger 2 Badeline blasts a hole in the ceiling}
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Or wanna {~}Wank{/~} a bit in the suite before you go?

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{*}FUCK YOU!{/*}{/big}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD0=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}Why would she say my beautiful Hotel{n}Smells Like Ass?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD1=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}How dare she insult you like that.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD2=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}What if she's right?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD3=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sidesuspicious]
		{+thought}Of course she's right.{n}You couldn't even clean up without her help.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD4=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right lostcontrol]
		{+thought}I tried. I'm doing my best.{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD5=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right serious]
		{+thought}{+MS_MADELINE} only wanted to help!{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_SUITE_SAD6=
		{anchor bottom}
		[OSHIRO right sideworried]
		{+thought}But why was she so cruel?{+endthought}

	CH3_OSHIRO_START_CHASE=
		[BADELINE left normal]
		I thought we'd never get rid of that Pussy.
		You owe me one.

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Add it to the list.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Go Fuck Yourself!

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks away}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		I thought you were {>> 0.1}{~}soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo{/~}{>>}{n}
                                Fucking determined to keep climbing.

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Now all of a sudden you become some weirdo's{n}{~}LITTLE BITCH{/~}?

		{trigger 1 Maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK SOME DICK AROUND!?{/*}

		{trigger 2 Oshiro enters}
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, before you go...
		I need to ask one question...
		
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Why did you help me if you were just going to leave?
		Did I do something wrong?

		[MADELINE right upset]
                                Yes!{0.5} Everything!

                                [OSHIRO left serious]
                                ...

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Oh{0.2}, Fuck Off!{0.5}{n}You still don't get it!?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		She only helps people to get something in return.
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}SHE DOESN'T GIVE A {0.3}SHIT{0.5} ABOUT YOU!{/*}
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}SHUT THE FUCK UP{0.5}, BITCH!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}DON'T RAT ME OUT!{/*}{/big}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		You're both Little Bitches.

		{trigger 3 Badeline disappears, Oshiro gets angry}

		[OSHIRO left lostcontrol]
		A Little Bitch!?
		You only came here to humiliate me!?
		I won't lick your shoes anymore!

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{*}THEN LICK MY DICK!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH3_OSHIRO_CHASE_END=
		{anchor top}
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		{big}{*}{# 7BD838}MR\. OSHIRO{#}, WAIT!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 0 Oshiro slams the roof below their feet and it begins shaking}
		
		[MADELINE right surprised]
		{big}{*}IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!{/*}{/big}

	CH3_ENDING=
		[OSHIRO left serious]
		...
		I've decided to close the Hotel for repairs.
		The second floor plumbing is leaking...
		...the library is in complete disarray...
		...not to mention the hole in the{n}ceiling of the presidential suite.

		{trigger 0 Turn and pause, turn back}

		[OSHIRO left serious]
		Please, just leave me alone.

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {big}{*}FUCK YOU!{0.3}{n}YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!{/*}{/big}

# *** Chapter 04 ***

	CH4_GRANNY_1=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Oh{0.2}, great!{0.5}{n}It's the {~}OLD BITCH{/~} again.

		{trigger 3 zoom in}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well well, I didn't expect to see you up here!
		I thought you'd be Dead by now.
		I see you made it through the Hotel,{n}did you meet {+mroshiro}?

		{trigger 4 maddy turns around}
		
		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		Oh yeah.{0.5}{n}I've surely met that Fucking Bitch.
		He tried to Kill me.
		That after I cleaned the whole Fuck Up for him.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Oh ho ho!{0.5}{n}That happens when you're a dumb Bitch!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		{+oshiro} is a lost soul.
		That place is much more{n}than just a Shitty Hotel to him.
		With how much of an Asshole you are,{n}you probably offended him.

		{trigger 5 maddy approaches}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		You know what I think?
		I think y'all should Go Fuck Yourselves!

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Y'know{0.5}, you're not the first person to say that.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {big}{!}{*}NO WONDER WHY!{/*}{/!}{/big}

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		But I don't care!
		I don't give a Shit about what people think!

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		The way I see it, the {+mountain} can't{n}bring out anything that isn't already in you.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right laugh]
		But you gotta be a few crows short of a murder{n}to live up here in the first place, right?

		{trigger 2 Wait a beat}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 1 Stop Laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		Oh, I'm just rambling like the old bat I am.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Are you ready to give up?{n}I know a shortcut back to your car.

		{trigger 6 Maddy walks past granny}
		 
		[MADELINE right upset flip]
		Go Fuck Yourself, old Bitch!
		I'm going to climb the whole Fucking thing!
		
		[GRANNY left normal flip]
		Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference{n}between stubbornness and determination, isn't it?
		You remind me of myself when I was a Hot young girl.

		{trigger 0 Start Laughing}

		[GRANNY left laugh flip]
		Good luck, and mind the wind!

                                [MADELINE right upset flip]
                                "{~}Wind{/~}"{0.5} is what's in your head.

	CH4_GRANNY_2=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		You don't get many visitors up here, do you?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		No, I don't.
		But I don't give a Shit about people.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I also wouldn't mind if everyone else went{n}Fuck Themselves.
                                Especially you{0.5},{n}that Asshole of {+theo}{0.5},{n}and that Son of a Bitch of {+mroshiro}.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		{+OSHIRO} needs to move on{n}from that Fucking Hotel.
		But it's not going to happen on your schedule.
		And you {0.3}{~}Playing The Badass{/~}{0.5} doesn't help at all.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...

	CH4_GRANNY_3=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Don't you Die of boredom{n}living in this Fucking {+mountain}?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I have internet, kid.

		[GRANNY right mock]
		I may be crazy, but I'm not Stupid.
                                I ordered to put WiFi in my house as soon as I arrived.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Well{0.3}, if you have internet, it makes sense.
		There's nothing more you need in life.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		When I was younger I couldn't imagine{n}staying in one place for this long.
		But then I found this {+MOUNTAIN}.
		I knew right away that it would be my home.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		What's so Fucking cool about this {+MOUNTAIN}?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		The {+MOUNTAIN} shows you who you really are.
		Whether you're ready for it or not.
		It keeps me honest.

                                [GRANNY right mock]
                                And sometimes you get to see some kids Die{n}
                                trying to climb the {+MOUNTAIN}.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                "Honest" My Ass!
                                I'm getting out of here.

	CH4_GONDOLA=
		{anchor top}
		[UNKNOWN]
		{+MADELINE}! Wait up!

		{trigger 0 Enter Theo from above, he falls and lands on the ground face-down}
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		{%}{*}N a i l e d    i t .{/*}{/%}

		{trigger 1 Check on Theo}
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Can't you Go Fuck yourself...
                                And leave me alone?
		
		[THEO left nailedit]
		Oof. Calm down.
		Don't be like that.

		{trigger 2 Theo gets up}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		A gondola!{n}I've always wanted to ride one of these.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
                                My {*}DICK{/*}{0.5} is what you're gonna ride!
                                I didn't wanna go with you{0.5},{n}
                                but I don't know how to use this Shit.
		It looks pretty Fucked Up, but maybe it still works.
		I don't see any other way to cross that Fucking chasm.
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Then let's do it!

		{trigger 3 Look at Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		This lever looks important.

		{trigger 4 Pull Lever}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		Easy every time.

		[THEO right thinking]
		I was probably a gondola operator in a past life.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Shut the Fuck Up!
                                And don't touch it too much!
                                If it breaks{0.5}, I swear I'll stick that lever {*}UP YOUR ASS{/*}!

		[THEO right normal]
		...
                                Well{0.5}, let's break this lever!

                                {trigger 9 lever snaps off}

                                [MADELINE left surprised]
                                {big}{*}YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?{/*}{/big}

                                [THEO right normal]
                                Chill{0.5}, it's alright.
                                The gondola will keep going until it reach{n}the other side.
                                I just wanted to scare you a little.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                If this Shit stops I swear you're Fucked!

                                [THEO right normal]
                                It won't stop, don't worry.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                ...

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO right normal]
		How'd it shake out with {+oshiro}?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		That Dick Sucker{0.5} can take {0.3}{*}EVERY{/*}{0.5} bit{0.5}{n}
                                of that Fucked Up Hotel{0.5} and shove it {0.3}{*}DEEP{/*}{0.5} in his {*}ASS{/*}!
		I shouldn't have helped that Fucking Asshole.

		[THEO right thinking]
		I hate to say I told you so, but...

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Yeah yeah!
		You better shut the Fuck Up{0.5}{n}
                                if you don't want me to throw you out{n}of this Fucking thing!

		[THEO right normal]
                                Calm down! Calm down!
		You didn't get hurt, that's what matters.
		
		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		The air is so Fucking {*}THICK{/*} up here.
                                It's thicker than my {*}DICK!{/*}
		It's getting hard as Fuck to breathe.

		{trigger 6 Wait for gondola to reach center}
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		Okay, if we don't get a selfie on{n}this thing we're going to regret it.

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		{*}I WON'T TAKE A FUCKING SELFIE WITH YOU!{/*}
		{big}{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF!{/*}{/big}

		[THEO right thinking flip]
		Come on! Make a pose.

		{trigger 7 Seflie, then gondola stalls out and badeline appears}
		{anchor bottom}
		
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{big}{*}WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?{/*}{/big}
		
		[THEO right wtf flip]
		Huh. Looks like we stalled out.

		{trigger 8 Madeline moves left}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		What the Fuck do we do now!?

		[THEO right normal]
		Chill{0.8}, I just have to pull the lever again and...
		
		[THEO right worried]
                                ...
		Oh Crap!

		{trigger 10 tentacles appear}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF,{n}YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [MADELINE left panic]
                                {*}You Son of a Bitch!{/*}

		{trigger 11 tentacles grow}
		
		[THEO right worried]
		{+MADELINE}, you cool?

		[MADELINE left panic]
		{big}{*}Of course not, you Fucking Idiot!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 12 Maddy can't breathe}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		{big}{!}{*}NOW WE'RE FUCKED!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
		{*}I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!{/*}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		You're having a panic attack.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK{n}THAT FUCKING LEVER!?{/*}
                                {big}{!}{*}YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

		[THEO right thinking]
		Come on, don't take this out on me.

		[THEO right serious]
		Stay with me here.
		My grandpa taught me a trick for this.
		Close your eyes and open your mouth.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {*}WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?{/*}

                                [THEO right thinking]
                                Just kidding!

                                [THEO right serious]
                                Now seriously{0.5}, just close your eyes.

		{trigger 13 Play breathing minigame}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		See? Easy every time.

		{trigger 14 Gondola continues to the end station}

		{anchor top}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		Feeling any better?
		
		[MADELINE right angry flip]
		Yes!{0.5}{n}
                                But no thanks to you!
                                It's just that the feather trick{n}it's really {*}FUCKING{/*} good!
		Did you know we'd start moving again?
                                {*}YOU WERE FUCKING TROLLING ME!?{/*}
		
		[THEO left normal]
		No.{n}
                                I really thought we were going to Die.
                                I was even going to start praying.

		{trigger 16 Theo takes out phone}
		
		[THEO left excited]
		Oh{0.3} My{0.3} God!
		{silent_trigger 17 Maddy faces theo}
		Look at this selfie though!

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_1=
		Picture a feather floating in front of you.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_2=
		See it?

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_3=
		Okay.
	
	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_4=	
		Your breathing keeps that feather floating.

	CH4_GONDOLA_FEATHER_5=
		Just breathe slow and steady, in and out.

# *** Chapter 05 ***

	CH5_ENTRANCE=
		[THEO right excited flip]
		Oh man, look at this place!
		I can feel a big urge for adventure inside me!

		{trigger 0 Maddy turns right}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		You're going to feel my {*}DICK{/*}{0.5} inside you,{0.5}{n}
                                if you don't Shut the Fuck up!
		Don't tell me you wanna get inside that Temple{n}
                                like a {~}Fucking Idiot{/~}.

		{trigger 1 Theo turns left}
		
		[THEO right normal]
		I'll just take a quick peek, snap a few photos.

		{trigger 1 Theo turns right}

		[THEO right excited flip]
		This place must be ancient!

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Listen,{0.5} if you Die{0.5}, I don't give a Shit.
                                Did you hear me?
		
		[THEO right excited flip]
		My {# FFFF4C}InstaPix{#} followers are gonna eat this up.

		{trigger 2 Theo leaves}
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Stupid Bitch.

	CH5_PHONE=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		What the Fuck is this?

		{trigger 0 Maddy walks to phone, ducks to pick it up}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Oh!{0.2} It's just that Dickhead's phone.

		{trigger 1 Maddy stands back up}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I will delete the pictures he took of me{n}now I get the chance.

	CH5_THEO_MIRROR=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		There you are.
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right excited]
		{+MADELINE}! Hey!
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		...uh, why are you inside a mirror?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		"Your Fucking Mother" is inside a mirror.
		What the Fuck happened to you?
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		Well, I was recording a video with the mirror...
		Like:{0.2}  {~}{# aaaaaa}"Top of the morning to ya laddies!{n}
                                My name is {# 7BD838}Theosepticeye{#}, and welcome to this video were we are goin to explore an ancient temple!"{#}{/~}
                                Not the big deal.

		[THEO_MIRROR right thinking]
		{# ffff9b}\#TopOfTheMorning{#}
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		Next thing I know I wake up lying on the ground.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I didn't understand Shit.
		Describe to me the place where you are.
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		It's, uh... it's really dark and weird. There's...
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right wtf]
		Wait, something's coming.
		I'm feeling a strong inclination to run away.
		
		[THEO_MIRROR right serious]
		Be careful, okay?

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                You be careful!
                                You piece of Shit!

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_0=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}HEY{0.5}, YOU BITCH!{/*}{/big}
		{*}WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT ASSHOLE OF {# FF9523}THEO{#}!?{/*}
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		You think {0.3}{*}I'M{/*}{0.5} doing this!?
		What a cute Horny Little Bitch!
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Bitch, this is exactly what I warned you about!
		
	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_1=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I DIDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!{/*}

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Fuck! You still don't get it!?

		[BADELINE right upset]
		The {+mountain} gave me this {~}SEXY{/~} body.

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		But I'm not the only {~}CREEPY THING{/~} living{n}in that {0.3}{*}SICK{/*}{0.5} head of yours.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Didn't like it?

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		{big}{!}{*}FUCK YOU!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}SHUT THE FUCK UP{0.5}, BITCH!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		I {~}TRIED{/~} to stop you!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR, BITCH!{0.5}{n}ALL THIS SHIT IS IN YOUR HEAD!{/*}
                                {*}THIS ARE YOUR THOUGHTS!{/*}
                                {*}ALL FULL OF HENTAI TENTACLES!{/*}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		This temple only magnifies the {+mountain}'s power.

		[BADELINE right upset]
		You're in control here{0.5}, not me.

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_2=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{!}{*}MY ASS!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
		{*}IF YOU'RE {# d678db}{~}PART OF ME{/~}{#}{0.5},{n}
                                WHY DO YOU FUCK WITH ME SO MUCH!?{/*}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Poor {+MADELINE}{0.5}, {~}always the Fucking victim{/~}!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}I JUST WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME!{/*}
                                And I say "{*}COME{/*}" and not "{*}CUM{/*}"!
                                {*}JUST COME FUCKING HOME WITH ME!{/*}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		You deserve this!
                                For Jerking Off all day!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		If you care so Fucking much about protecting me{0.5},{n}
                                why didn't you just Fucking {*}EXPLAIN{/*}{n}what was going on!?
		
		[BADELINE right angry]
		Like you would have listened!?
		You never gave me a chance{0.5}, you Little Bitch!

	CH5_SHADOW_MADDY_3=
		[MADELINE left panic]
		Please{0.5}, just help me get out of here!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		{~}NOW{/~} you want me to save you!?{0.5}{n}Go Fuck Yourself!
                                That's the only way for you stop being a Wank Addict!

		[MADELINE left panic]
		Why are you doing this!?
		You Fucking Bitch!
		Do you like {*}TORTURING{/*} people!?
                                You Disgusting, Vomitive, Scumbag, Bastard, Asshole, Cancerous, Fucked Up, Cocksucker, Coprophagic, Whore, Spit, Fart Face, Necrophiliac, Shit-Breath, Bukake Licker, Broken Ass...
                                Motherfucker, Bitch, Son of a Bitch,{n}Son of one thousand Bitches!!!
		
                                [BADELINE right angry]
                                {*}OH MY FUCKING GOD!{/*}

                                [BADELINE right angryalt]
                                Your mouth spits more Shit than your Ass!
                                You {~}REALLY{/~} wanna know why I won't help you!?


		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THIS!{/*}
                                {big}{*}FOR JERKING OFF ALL DAY!!!{/*}{/big}
                                

		[MADELINE left panic]
		...

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Still think you can {~}climb this Fucking {+MOUNTAIN}{/~}!?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}SHUT THE FUCK UP!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 0 Badeline Leaves}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!{/*}
		{*}I'LL CLIMB THIS WHOLE SHIT ALONE!{/*}

	CH5_REFLECTION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		If this is all in my head{0.5}, why is it so hostile?
		Those {0.3}{*}THINGS{/*}{0.5} are hunting me.
                                Trying to stick their {*}TENTACLES{/*} in my {*}HOLES{/*}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Well{0.3}, it makes sense.
                                It's the kind of thing I {~}Like to Imagine{/~}{n}
                                when I Jerk Off.

		{trigger 0 Madeline falls to knees}
		
		[MADELINE right panic]
		And I still have to save that Dickhead of {+theo}!
		{big}{*}FUCK EVERYONE!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 1 Madeline stops panicking}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		...
		{>> 0.5}Fucking Breathe!{>>}
		
		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determined flip]
		Don't let all this Shit overcome you.
		Get up{0.3}, {+MADELINE}!
                                {>> 0.2}You are {*}NOT{/*}{0.5} a Little Bitch!{>>}
                                {>> 0.3}{big}{*}YOU'RE FUCKING BADASS!{/*}{/big}{>>}

		{trigger 2 Madeline gets up}

		[MADELINE_MIRROR left determinedclosed flip]
		You can save that Dickhead of {+theo}.
		Think that{0.5} if you save him...

                                [MADELINE_MIRROR left determined flip]
                                {big}{*}HE WILL OWE YOU!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                ...

	CH5_SEE_THEO=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}{# FF9523}THEO{#}{0.5}, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!{0.5}{n}THERE YOU ARE!{/*}{/big}
		
		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}! Wow, I'm so happy to see you!

		{trigger 0 zoom in}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}WHY ARE YOU INSIDE THAT FUCKING THING!?{/*}
		
		[THEO right serious]
		I don't know.	

		[THEO right thinking]
		I've just been stuck in this... crystal thing for ages.

		[THEO right wtf]
		Do you get the feeling that this place{n}knows you better than you know yourself?
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}IT'S NOT OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!{/*}
		{*}AND YOU HAVE CUM FOR A BRAIN!{/*}
		{*}I TOLD YOU YOU HAD TO BE A FUCKING IDIOT{n}
                                TO GET IN THIS FUCKING TEMPLE!{/*}
		{*}BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT TO WHAT I SAID{n}
                                AND WENT TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING{n}SHITTY PICTURES!{/*}

		[THEO right nailedit]
		Selfies are always worth it, dude.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I SHOULDN'T EVEN GET YOU OUT OF HERE!{/*}
                                {*}I SHOULD LEAVE YOU TO STARVE TO DEATH!{/*}

                                [MADELINE left determinedclosed]
                                ...

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Even so{0.5}, I decided to help you.
                                That way you owe me.

		{trigger 1 Madeline turns around}

		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		Wait for me, I'm on my way.

		{trigger 2 wait a bit}

		[THEO right thinking]
		It's not like there's anything I can do{n}more than wait.

		[THEO right wtf]
		Just don't take too long, okay?

		{trigger 3 Madeline turns back, zoom out, room gets brighter}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}DON'T TALK TO ME WITH THAT TONE{/*}
                                {big}{*}{!}OF SKIN!!!{/!}{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE AFTER ALL!{/*}

		[THEO right worried]
		No, no!{0.3} I'm sorry!
		Please get me out of here!
                                I know I've been a bit of an Idiot at times.
                                But I'm serious{n}when I say that I want to be your friend.

		[THEO right serious]
		I hate to ask, but I really need your help right now.

		{trigger 0 zoom back in}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
                                Okay!

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		To be honest{0.5}, I'm the one who should apologize.
		I was such an Asshole to you because I was angry with an old Bitch who Pissed me off.
                                I wanted to take it out on you.
                                Sorry.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Don't worry!
                                I'll get you out of that Shit!
		
		[THEO right serious]
		{+MADELINE}, you're my only hope right now.
		I believe in you, for real.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Thanks.

	CH5_SEE_THEO_B=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		If the temple is showing me who I really am...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...then I deserve this, don't I?

		[THEO right wtf]
		{+ALEX}, you have to stop being so hard on yourself.

                                [MADELINE left sadder]
                                ...

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}WHO THE FUCK IS {+ALEX}!?{/*}{/big}

		[THEO right thinking]
		Sorry, I meant {+MADELINE}.

		[THEO right wtf]
		But my comment still stands.
		No one deserves this, least of all you.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah... you're right.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}I DON'T FUCKING DESERVE THIS!{/*}{/big}

	CH5_FOUND_THEO=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+theo}!{0.3} I finally found you!
		
		[THEO right excited]
		I knew you'd make it!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}OF COURSE I WOULD FUCKING MAKE IT!{/*}
                                I'm the most {*}FUCKING BADASS{/*} there is!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Are those monsters really coming from inside me?
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		{+MADELINE}, that's a valid question.
		I'll be happy to discuss how the{n}monsters relate to your inner self...

		[THEO right wtf]
		But right now, {~}my{/~} inner self is really{n}sick of being stuck in this crystal.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		yeah yeah!{0.5}{n}
                                I'll get you out of there, you Asshole!

		{trigger 0 Attempt to break the crystal, but it just falls to the ground}
		
		[THEO right thinking]
		Well, this is a solid start, but...
		
		[THEO right wtf]
		This crystal is, like, an expression of my{n}negative psychic energy... or whatever.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I don't give a Fuck!{0.5}{n}
                                How do I Fucking break it!?

		[THEO right serious]
		If I knew {~}why{/~} I trapped myself in{n}this thing, maybe I could bust out.

		[THEO right wtf]
		But I don't.

		[THEO right thinking]
		And I don't think I can get to the bottom of it{n}while we're stuck in this nightmare dimension.
		
		[THEO right serious]
		I hate to say it, but you might have to...
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Carry you?
		Go Fuck Yourself!
		
		[THEO right worried]
		Please! I beg you!
                                I swear I'll make it up to you!

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
		Fine!

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_LIFT=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Dang girl, you can lift.{0.3}{n}What kind of "{~}ARM EXERCISE{/~}" do you do?

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_A=
		[THEO left excited]
		{~}Alright{/~}, you got this!

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_NICE=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Crushing it! That door didn't stand a chance.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_B=
		[THEO left worried]
		Uh oh... I hope you know how to deal with these things.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_C=
		[THEO left worried]
		Another one!? Come on...

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_SWITCH=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Finally you're useful for something.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_DUNK=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		I'm helping.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_REALLY=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Now you're just showing off.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_D=
		[THEO left excited]
		We have to be close, I can feel it.

	CH5_THEO_SAVING_E=
		[THEO left worried]
		Just a bit further. You can do this {+MADELINE}.

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_A=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Let's go, {+MIXMASTER_THEO}!{0.3}{n}
                                Let's beat the Temple's Fucked Side!

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_B=
		[THEO left nailedit]
		It's {# FF9523}Mix Master Theo{#}, dude.

	CH5_BSIDE_THEO_C=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Uhh, this one is clearly impossible.

# *** Chapter 06 ***

	CH6_THEO_INTRO=
		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}{# FF9523}THEO{#}!!!{0.3}{n}
                                WAKE UP, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		[THEO left worried]
		I woke up! I woke up!

		[THEO left wtf]
		I had a {~}messed up{/~} nightmare.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		"Nightmare" My Ass.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Wait...

		[THEO left thinking]
		Oh, yep, it's all coming back to me now.

		[THEO left wtf]
		That actually happened.

		[THEO left serious]
		Thanks for getting us out of there.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}YOU OWE ME!{/*}{/big}
		{big}{*}DON'T FORGET THAT!{/*}{/big}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		How long was I out for?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_OUTFOR=
		[THEO left thinking]
		How long was I out for?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Three Fucking hours!

		[THEO left serious]
		Man, what a ride.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Don't even tell me.
		Are you okay?

		[THEO left thinking]
		I mean, aside from the existential crisis?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Yeah, I'm fine.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		What's really going on here?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_EXPLAIN=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Clearly this isn't a normal {+MOUNTAIN}.
		What's really going on here?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I should've told you sooner.
		Back at the Fucked Ruins{0.5},{n}a {+PART_OF_ME} escaped from a mirror.
		A {0.3}{*}VERY{/*}{0.5} {~}Fucking Bitch{/~} part of me.
		She almost made me Shit myself{n}the first time she appeared.

		[THEO left serious]
		You think the {+MOUNTAIN} made her real?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		That's {0.3}{*}OBVIOUS{/*}{0.5}, you Fucking Idiot.
		That Bitch has been Fucking with me{n}this whole Fucking time.
		But she told that Dickface of {+MROSHIRO}{n}to Go Fuck Himself.
                                That I must appreciate.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I bet it was that Bitch who Fucked with us{n}in the gondola.
		And she also appeared in the temple.

		[THEO left worried]
		...
		Why didn't you say something?
		I wouldn't have gone into that temple{n}if I knew what this {+MOUNTAIN} was capable of!

		[MADELINE right angry]		
		{*}I TOLD YOU YOU HAD TO BE A FUCKING IDIOT{n}
                                TO GET INSIDE THAT FUCKING TEMPLE, YOU BITCH!{/*}
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		You could have mentioned that your{n}{+ST_BAD}Demon Doppelgänger{+END_BAD} was on the loose.
			
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Go Fuck Yourself, {+THEO}!
		No Fucking way you'd listen to me!
		You {0.3}{*}REALLY{/*}{0.5} want me to {~}Crush Your Balls{/~}{0.5},{n}don't you?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Okay, okay.
		I understand.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Next time just {0.3}talk to me, though.
		I promise I'll believe you.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		if you say so.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Thank you, for believing in me back there.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_THANKYOU=
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Thank you, {+THEO}.
		...for believing in me back there.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Believing in you was the easy part.

		[THEO left thinking]
		I wish I could've helped.

		[THEO left wtf]
		I was pretty useless, being inside that thing.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Don't worry.
                                You're useless even being outside.
		Honestly{0.5}, I think if it weren't for you{0.5},{n}I would have already reached the top.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right upset] 
		Why is it so easy for you to trust me?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TRUST=
		[MADELINE right upset] 
		Why is it so easy for you to trust me?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Are you a {~}SIMP{/~}{0.5} or something?

		[THEO left normal]
		Actually...
		You are like my sister.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Really? 
		What's she like?

		[THEO left excited]
		She's like you!

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                ...
                                {big}{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!{/*}{/big}

		[THEO left wtf]
		You might not get along at first...

		[THEO left thinking]
		But you'd eventually love her.

		[THEO left excited]
		She's a {~}literal{/~} rockstar.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		She's a musician?

		[THEO left thinking]
		Okay, she's not {~}literally{/~} a literal rockstar.

		[THEO left normal]
		{+ALEX} is just... amazing at everything.
		She's studying to be a civil rights lawyer.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I don't give a Fuck about her life!
		I just wanna know why you think I'm like her!

		[THEO left wtf]
		You both live so deep inside your own heads.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		What the Fuck does that mean?

		[THEO left thinking]
		{+ALEX} has this amazing internal compass.

		[THEO left normal]
		It's obvious that she'll get where she needs to be.
		I can see that in you too.

		[THEO left wtf]
		I wish I could say the same for myself.
		
	CH6_THEO_ASK_WHY=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		{big}Does your sister Jerk Off?{/big}
	CH6_THEO_SAY_WHY=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Does your sister Jerk Off?{n}{0.3} I can't stop Jerking Off.

		[THEO left worried]
		{*}What kind of question is that!?{/*}

		[MADELINE right sadder]
		Yeah.
                                I came to the {+mountain}{n}hoping to distract myself from that.
                                But I Jerked Off in my car as soon as I arrived.{0.5}{n}
                                And not long from meeting you I Jerked Off again.
                                I even Jerked Off just now{0.5},{n}while you were sleeping.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Ok.{0.5} The issue is serious.

		[THEO left excited]
		But don't worry! You will overcome!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You think?

                                [THEO left excited]
                                Of course!{n} I believe in you!

                                [THEO left normal]
                                You just need people who are there to support you.

		[MADELINE right sad]
                                Thanks.
		I just{0.5} had to get out of my {*}HEAD{/*}.
		I'm stuck in a cycle.

		[THEO left normal]
		You're preaching to the choir here.
		I've had many a soul-destroying day job.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		No no!{0.3}{n}
                                My job is Fucking awesome!
                                I just that...

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...
		I'm going crazy.
		I can't stop thinking about {*}SEX{/*}!
                                And I get {*}HORNY{/*} all the time!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		My brain fixates on those Fucking {.4}{>> .3}{*}THINGS{/*}.{>>}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}BUT I CAN'T HELP IT!{/*}
		{*}IT'S JUST SO FUCKING PLEASURABLE!{0.5}{n}
                                AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!{/*}

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...
		I'm good at keeping up appearances,{n}
                                {0.5}but the truth is{0.5} that I'm just a {~}Wank Addict{/~}.

		[THEO left worried]
		I'm sorry, that's pretty rough stuff.
		Can I help somehow?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You're already helping.
		It's such a relief to tell all this stuff to a person{n}
                                whose opinion I don't give a Fuck about.

		[THEO left wtf]
		You don't talk to anyone about it?

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}OF COURSE NOT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!{/*}
                                {*}YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AROUND{n}
                                TELLING EVERYONE THAT I JERK OFF ALL DAY!?{/*}

		[MADELINE right sadder]
		My mom knows that I spend {~}Too Much Time{/~}{n}in the bathroom.
                                And she once saw a {~}Cum Stain{/~} in my bed.
		But I didn't say anything.

		[THEO left thinking]
		No wonder you feel trapped.
		
		[THEO left wtf]
		How do you deal with...{0.3} everything?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		...
		Jerking Off.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEPRESSION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		What brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN}?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEPRESSION=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		How about you?
		What brought you to the {+MOUNTAIN}?

                                [THEO left normal]
		I'm just kind of bumming around.
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		As usual.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                I knew it.{n}{0.3}I shouldn't have asked.

		[THEO left normal]
		I started this new job in Seattle.
		I thought I {~}finally{/~} knew what I was{n}supposed to be doing with my life...

		[THEO left wtf]
		But I hated it.

		[THEO left thinking]
		So I quit after a week and hopped a bus to Canada.

		[THEO left wtf]
		I just felt this urge to...{n}get lost in the middle of nowhere.
		...
		Now that I'm saying it out loud,{n}I realize how Stupid it sounds.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Yeah.
                                You're so Stupid that you make people who romanticize obesity look {0.3}{*}ALMOST{/*}{0.5} normal.
                                I bet even your mother can't stand you.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Not really.
		Everyone is so patient with me.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                I'm not.

		[THEO left serious]
		Though I guess I am putting a{n}lot of pressure on {~}myself.{/~}

		[THEO left wtf]
		People always think I'm comparing myself to{n}{+ALEX}, but I {~}swear{/~} that isn't the problem.
		I'm just worried that I'll never{n}figure out where I'm going.
		
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		You said you wanted to feel lost...

		[MADELINE right normal]		
		Maybe you should just accept that for now!
                                The same way I accept being a {~}Wank Addict{/~}!

		[THEO left serious]
		I don't think you should accept that,{n}but in my case you may be right.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		So you want to destroy this {+PART_OF_YOU}?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_DEFENSE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		So you want to destroy this {+PART_OF_YOU}?
		Won't that hurt you, too?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		If I don't{0.5}, that Bitch will keep Fucking with me.
		She says she's "{~}protecting{/~}" me{0.5},{n}
                                but "{~}protecting{/~}" My Ass.

		[THEO left normal]
		Maybe she thinks she is.
		She could be some kind of...{n}twisted defense mechanism.
		
		[MADELINE right upset]
		Honestly{0.5}, I don't Fucking care.
		That Bitch {0.3}{*}THINKS{/*}{0.5} she has control over me.
		And I hate that.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Maybe you can learn to control her instead.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		That feather Hack helps a lot.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Thanks for teaching me that Shit.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Just one of my grandpa's many nuggets of wisdom.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Why not take a vacation instead?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_VACATION=
		[THEO left thinking]
		Why not take a vacation instead?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		What do you mean?

		[THEO left normal]
		Dude, you needed a distraction{n}so you chose to {>> .2}climb a {+MOUNTAIN}{>>}...

		[THEO left thinking]
		Why not do something relaxing instead?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Like take a bath, or like{0.3}, go to hawaii.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		And why you don't go...{0.8} {*}FUCK YOURSELF{/*}!?
		I came to climb the {0.3}{*}FUCKING{0.5}{/*} {+MOUNTAIN}{0.5},{n}
                                because I wanted to climb a {0.3}{*}FUCKING{0.5}{/*} {+MOUNTAIN}!

		[THEO left wtf]
		Don't you think it's a bit too extreme?

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}YES, I DO!!!{/*}{/big}{/big}
		{*}AND THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT!!!{/*}
		{*}BECAUSE I'M NOT A LITTLE BITCH!!!{/*}
                                {big}{*}I AM A FUCKING BADASS!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}IF I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING, IT HAS TO BE{n}
                                {big}EPIC AS FUCK!{/*}{/big}
		{big}{*}IT'S ALL OR NOTHING TO ME!{/*}{/big}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_FAMILY=
		[THEO left serious]
		Would you mind telling me more about that?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_FAMILY=
		[THEO left serious]
		Would you mind telling me more about that?

		[THEO left serious]
                                How is it for you?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		To be honest{0.5}, it's doesn't even bother me.
                                I don't even know why I want to stop.

		[THEO left wtf]
                                What do you mean?

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I'm starting to think{n}
                                {0.3}{~}IT'S OKAY{/~}{0.5} to be a Wank Addict.

		[THEO left worried]
		{*}You what!?{/*}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		YEAH!!!
                                I think I'll accept that I'm a Wank Addict{0.5}{n}
                                and Jerk Off whenever I want!

		[MADELINE right together]
		Fuck what people are going to think!

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sadder]
		I remember feeling normal.

                                [MADELINE right sad]
		But ever since I Jerked Off for the first time{0.5},{n}I haven't been able to stop!
                                Once a week{0.5} became once every two days.
                                Soon{0.5}, it started to be everyday.
                                And now...
		
		[MADELINE right sadder]
		I Jerk Off at least six times per day.

		[THEO left worried]
		At {*}least{/*}!?{0.5}{n}That's crazy!
                                But what are you going to do in the end?

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I think I'm going to {~}ACCEPT{/~} this.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I don't see {~}Any Problem{/~} anymore.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I was hoping to stop Jerking Off.
                                That's why I came here.
                                But I can no longer run from myself.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I'm literally {0.3}{*}FIGHTING MYSELF{/*}{0.5} in this Shit!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Maybe this is all pointless.

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left serious]
		{+MADELINE}, you {~}just{/~} saved my life.

		[THEO left wtf]
		That's not pointless.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		It better not be!
                                Don't forget that you owe me your life!

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left wtf]
		Look, you're a good person.{0.5}{n}I think.

		[THEO left thinking]
		A little bit rude, but you're a {~}good person{/~}.

                                [THEO left wtf]
                                ...
                                I think.
		You're probably just trying to push{n}out of that rut you're stuck in.

		[THEO left excited]
		And that's a totally legit reason to climb the {+MOUNTAIN}!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Maybe.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		That's... helpful.

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		That {+PART_OF_YOU} that haunts you,{n}
                                Maybe she has her own problems too.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		You telling me that she{0.5},{n}
                                who Fucks with me for being a Wank Addict{0.5},{n}
                                might also have her own addiction?

		[THEO left wtf]
		I don't know.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		That's {0.3}{*}NOT{/*}{0.5} helpful!

	CH6_THEO_ASK_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Are you close to your grandpa?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_GRANDPA=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Are you close to your grandpa?

		[THEO left normal]
		Yeah... I was.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Oh... I'm sorry.

                                [MADELINE right sad]
                                Did you have a {~}fight{/~} with him?

		[THEO left wtf]
		That's not what I meant.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		...

		[THEO left wtf]
		He Died.
                                I said that {0.3}"{~}I was{/~}"{0.5}, because he Died.

		[THEO left serious]
                                Anyway{0.5},{n}
                                I simply think positive and try to move forward.
		And live a meaningful life,{n}because that's what he would want.

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		F for your grandpa.

		[THEO left serious]
		Thanks.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		What else did you learn from your grandpa?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TIPS=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		What else did you learn from your grandpa?

		[THEO left excited]
		So much stuff!

		[THEO left normal]
		Actually, he was the one who{n}told me about {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN}.
		He always said that this place changed his life.

		[THEO left thinking]
		After I quit my job in Seattle,{n}I realized how close I was to it.
		I felt like he was telling me to come here.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Grandpa said that the {+MOUNTAIN} was {~}"special."{/~}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You think he went through the temple like us?
		You think he understood{n}the power of the {+MOUNTAIN}?
		
		[THEO left thinking]
		He never talked about what happened here.
                                He said it would be more fun{n}if I discovered it by myself.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}FUCK YOUR DEAD GRANDPA TOO!!!{/*}
		{*}I BET THAT ASSHOLE DIDN'T HAVE{n}AS MANY PROBLEMS I DID!{/*}

		[THEO left wtf]
		He found the {+MOUNTAIN} before I was born.
		I don't know what he was like before that.

                                [MADELINE right angry]
                                {*}IF YOU WEREN'T BORN YET,{n} HE DIDN'T HAVE AS MANY PROBLEMS!{/*}
                                {*}THERE WASN'T A FUCKING IDIOT BOTHERING HIM!{/*}

		[THEO left serious]
		I just wonder what he learned about himself here...

	CH6_THEO_ASK_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Who do you think built the temple?
	CH6_THEO_SAY_TEMPLE=
		[THEO left wtf]
		Who do you think built the temple?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		How the Fuck am I supposed to know!?
                                Aliens?{0.5} Ancient wizards?{0.8} {*}MY ASS!?{/*}

		[THEO left serious]
		There's a lot of history here.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah. 
		This {+MOUNTAIN} probably meant{n}so many things to so many people.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		But I still don't understand why that {0.3}{*}OLD BITCH{/*}{0.5}{n}lives here.
                                That Fucking Cunt!

		[THEO left excited]
		You ran into her too?

		[THEO left thinking]
		What's her deal?

		[MADELINE right upset]
		I don't know.
                                All I know is that she is a {0.3}{*}HELL{/*}{0.5} of a Bitch!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{*}THAT BITCH MADE FUN OF ME!{/*}
                                {*}AND LAUGHED AT MY FACE!{/*}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		I want to remember this night...
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		You know what?
		I want to remember this night...
		Let's take a selfie!

		[THEO left normal]
		You?{0.5} Asking for a selfie?
                                It must be the end of the world.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                Do it quickly, you Fucker!
                                Before I regret it and shove that Fucking phone{n}up your Ass!

		{trigger 1 selfie sequence}

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Y'know despite everything{0.5}, I feel pretty good right now!

		[THEO left wtf]
		Wait a second...

		[THEO left excited]
		You're going to reach the summit tomorrow!

		[MADELINE right upset]
		"My Ass" is going to reach the summit tomorrow.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		...but yeah, I'm excited.

		[MADELINE right together]
		I'm going to climb this whole Fucking thing{0.3},{n}do not doubt it!

		[THEO left normal]
		I'll be cheering you on.
		We should get some sleep.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		Okay, goodnight, {+THEO}.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		Thanks for being...
                                Less of an Asshole.

		[THEO left wtf]
		Uh...{0.5} {~}Thanks{/~}?

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I should get some sleep.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP=
		[MADELINE right distracted]
		I should get some sleep.

		[THEO left thinking]
		Oh, are you sure you don't want to keep talking?

		[THEO left normal]
		I'm tired too, but we have a lot to talk about.

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah, I'm tired as Fuck.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CONFIRM=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		Yeah, I'm tired as Fuck.
                                I Jerk Off three times in a row while you were sleeping.

		{+CH6_THEO_SAY_SELFIE}

	CH6_THEO_ASK_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		You're right, I can sleep later.
	CH6_THEO_SAY_SLEEP_CANCEL=
		[MADELINE right sad]
		You're right, I can sleep later.
                                It would be much faster to omit the scene{n}
                                using the option in the pause menu anyway.

	CH6_DREAMING=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		There you are.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		What the Fuck do you want with me!?

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Go Fuck Yourself!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		We need to talk.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		What the Fuck do you wanna talk, Bitch!?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I finally know what the Fuck you are.
		You're not my true reflection.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}HOW THE FUCK I'M NOT!?{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're everything I need to get rid of.
		You're a Bitch{0.3}, a Scumbag{0.3}, an Asshole...

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I DON'T WANNA FUCKING SEE YOU AGAIN{n}
                                {big}IN MY FUCKING LIFE!{/*}{/big}
		{*}I WANT YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF!{/*}
		{big}{*}YOU BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?{/*}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I'M TELLING YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!{/*}
		{big}{*}ALL YOU DO IS PISS ME OFF!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right worried]
		You're so...

		[BADELINE right sad]
		so...

		[BADELINE right freakA pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear}
		{big}{!}{*}FUCKING BITCH!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

		[BADELINE right freakB pop]
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear More}
		You think you can just tell me to {0.3}{*}FUCK{0.5} MYSELF{/*}!?
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear moooore}
		You think you can Fucking talk to me like {*}THAT{/*}!?
		{silent_trigger 0 Tentacles Appear EVEN MORE}
		You think you're Fucking {0.3}"{*}BETTER{/*}"{0.5} than {*}ME{/*}!?

		[BADELINE right freakC pop]
		{silent_trigger 1 Tentacles grab Madeline}
		{big}{*}ANSWER ME, YOU BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left panic]
		Chill, please...

		{trigger 4 start circling the player}
		[BADELINE right freakC_cont]
		{big}{*}"CHILL" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		Just Fucking breathe, {+MADELINE}.
		Use the Fucking feather.

		{trigger 2 Feather minigame}

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		{big}{*}STICK THAT FEATHER{n}UP YOUR ASS!!!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 3 Destroy feather minigame}

		[BADELINE right freakBAlt]
		You're not {*}FUCKING BETTER{/*} than me!
		{big}You{/big}
                                {big}are{/big}
                                {big}just{/big}
                                {big}a{/big}
                                {big}{!}{*}WANK ADDICT!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

		[BADELINE right freakCAlt pop]
		{big}{*}NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH6_THEO_WATCHOUT=
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}, what's happening!?

                                [MADELINE right surprised]
                                {*}SHUT UP AND HELP ME, BITCH!{/*}
                                {*}I'M FUCKING FALLING!{/*}

	CH6_REFLECT_AFTER=
		[MADELINE left angry]
                                {big}{*}FUCK THIS SHIT!!!{/*}{/big}
		I was so Fucking close!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Now I have to climb all over again!
		Why doesn't that Bitch go {0.5}{*}SUCK A DICK{/*}!?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		I {*}HATE{/*} that Bitch!
		{big}{!}{*}FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		...
		But she's {+PART_OF_ME}.
		I'll never be able to get rid of her.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		And she was right.
		I {0.3}{*}AM{/*}{0.3} a Wank Addict.

	CH6_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Oh, hello again.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		"Hello" My Ass.
                                Go Fuck Yourself, you old Bitch.

		{trigger 0 Zoom in}

		[GRANNY right mock]
		Give up?
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}NO!!!{0.5}{n}I FUCKING FELL!!!{/*}{/big}
		{big}{*}FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		That's probably for the best.
		The {+MOUNTAIN} is not for Little Bitches.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I already Fucking got it!
		I wasn't {0.3}{*}STRONG{/*}{0.5} enough{0.5}{n}
                                to climb your {0.3}{*}FUCKING{/*}{0.5} {+MOUNTAIN}!
		Are you going to laugh at me?

		{trigger 1 Start laughing}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Sometimes you gotta know when to throw in the towel.
		You'll get over it.

		{trigger 3 Maddy walks right}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		You know what?
		{big}{*}SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 4 Maddy walks left}

		[MADELINE left upset flip]
		I was so Fucking close{0.5}{n}
                                and that {0.3}{+PART_OF_ME}{0.5} had to come and{0.3}{n}
                                {*}FUCK{/*}{0.5} with everything!

		[MADELINE left panic flip]
		I'll come back to my house and{0.5}{n}
                                {~}JERK OFF{/~}{0.8} to {~}FEEL BETTER{/~}!

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		You clearly aren't over it.

		{trigger 6 Maddy turns right}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}OF COURSE I DIDN'T FUCKING GET OVER IT!{/*}
		I don't wanna give up!
		But no matter my effort{0.5},{n}
                                she'll always come to {0.3}{*}FUCK{/*}{0.5} with me!!!
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Lots of kids come here to try to climb the {+mountain}.
                                But they always end up Dying.
		It's a shame that you fell{0.5},{n}I was starting to think you'd make it.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}OH YEAH!?{0.5} WHY!?{/*}{/big}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I've never met someone as stubborn as you.
                                You're the type of person who never stops{n}
                                doing something just to not admit that others{n}were right.

		{trigger 1 Start lauging}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		I bet you only care so much about{n}
                                getting to the top, cause I said you couldn't.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		...

		{trigger 2 Stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		This girl you're talking about,{n}it sounds like she's holding you back.
		Talk to her.
		Figure out why she's so scared.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		You think she's {0.5}"{*}SCARED{/*}"?
		I don't think she is.
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Stop wasting my Fucking time and {~}ask her{/~}!
		What's she gonna do!?{0.5}{n}Try to Kill you!?

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                Probably!

	CH6_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		And how the Fuck am I supposed to find her?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		She's {+PART_OF_YOU}, right?
		If you look for her, she won't take long to find.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		So you know about the {+MOUNTAIN}'s power.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Of course I know, I live here.
		I tried to warn you.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}"WARN" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}YOU DIDN'T SAY A FUCKING THING!{/*}

		[GRANNY right normal]
                                Yes, I did.
                                Back in the beginning I told you that{n}the {+MOUNTAIN} was a Bizarre place.
                                And that you could see things{n}you might not be ready to see.
                                But Fuck it.
		A shock of reality is good for people{n}to stop being Little Bitches.
		Even if most can't accept the reality.
                                Like those Fucking Idiots who say{n}there are more than two genders.
		You should just give up and go home.
		Of course{0.3}, that would be Fucking pathetic.{0.5}{n}
                                But you're probably used to it.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I WON'T FUCKING GIVE UP!!!{/*}
		{*}I SAID I'LL CLIMB THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHIT...{/*}
                                {big}{*}AND I FUCKING WILL!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}I'LL GO TILL THE END!!!{/*}{/big}
		{*}AND WHEN I GET TO THE TOP{0.5},{n}
                                I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!{/*}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		That's what I thought.
		Good luck.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {big}{*}FUCK YOU!!!{/*}{/big}

	CH6_OLDLADY_C=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		How can you Fucking live here!?
		Don't you get tired of this Fucking {+MOUNTAIN}!?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		No.
		I already told you I have Internet and can see{n}
                                kids Dying trying to climb the {+MOUNTAIN}.
		What else can I want?

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}BUT THIS {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#} IS A BITCH!{/*}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Sure, it doesn't beat around the bush.
		{+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} is a place of healing, Bitch.
		The first step of healing{n}is confronting the problem.
		I know is hard for Little Bitches like you.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}"HEALING" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}THIS {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#} JUST FUCKS WITH ME!{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_START=
		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		Looking for me?
		I thought you wanted me to Fuck myself.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		That was a mistake.
		I'm sorry.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}FUCK YOU!!!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		You called me a Bitch!
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I ALREADY SAID I'M FUCKING SORRY!{/*}
		{*}WE NEED TO MOVE PAST THIS!{/*}

		{trigger 0 Badeline floats, zooms in}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING FORGIVE YOU!?{/*}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}YOU AREN'T INNOCENT HERE EITHER!{/*}
		{big}{*}BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left determinedclosed]
		But I know you're scared.
		
                                [BADELINE right yell]
                                {big}{*}"SCARED" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}WHO THE FUCK SAID I'M FUCKING SCARED!?{/*}

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                I knew that Fucking old Bitch was wrong!

		{trigger 1 Maddy steps forward}
		
                                [MADELINE left sad]
		Anyway{0.5}, look{0.5}, we're at rock bottom now.
		There's no point in fighting.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}I'M GONNA FUCK THE ROCK BOTTON OF YOUR ASS!{/*}
                                {big}{*}YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I SWEAR I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS!{/*}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Don't say that!

		[MADELINE left together]
		{s 4}Let's Fucking climb out of here {.6}[MADELINE left togetherZoom]together.
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}"TOGETHER" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}CAME CLOSE TO ME AND I'LL FUCK YOU UP!{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_A=
		[BADELINE right angry]
		Fuck You, {+MADELINE}! I was trying to help you!

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_B=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		You aren't a Fucking {*}MOUNTAIN CLIMBER{/*}!

	CH6_BOSS_TIRED_C=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT!?{/*}

	CH6_BOSS_MIDDLE=
		[BADELINE right yell]
		None of this would have {*}HAPPENED{/*}{n}
                                {0.5}if you'd stayed at home{n}
                                {0.8}{big}{!}{*}JERKING OFF!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}

	CH6_BOSS_ENDING=
		[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
		Fine!
		You won!

		{silent_trigger 0 Music starts}

		[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
		You are a real Fucking pain in the Ass!

		[BADELINE right angry flip]
		If you want me to go away{0.3}, I Fucking go!
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		That's not what I want.
		I want you to help me get to the top.

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}WHY THE FUCK WOULD I HELP YOU!?{/*}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT I FELL!{/*}

                                [BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
                                Fuck You!{n}{0.5}I don't give a Fucking Shit!

                                [MADELINE left determinedclosed]
                                ...

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                Okay{0.3}, what about this?
                                If you help me{0.5}, I'll do whatever you want.

                                [BADELINE right upset]
                                Whatever I want?

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                {0.5}Yes.

                                [BADELINE right freakA]
                                {big}{*}Then do me a BLOWJOB!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [MADELINE left distracted]
                                {0.5}Okay{0.3}, I'll do it.

		{trigger 1 Madeline puts hand on Badeline}

		[MADELINE left together]
		Helping for a blowjob?
                                What a Horny Little Bitch!

                                [BADELINE right yell]
                                {big}{*}SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!{/*}{/big}

		{trigger 2 Badeline calms down}

		[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
		But it better be a Fucking good Blowjob!

	CH6_ENDING=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{big}{*}FUCKING COOL!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		If we can climb like that{0.3},{n}we'll reach the top in no time!
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Fuck it!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		The sooner we get there{0.3},{n}the sooner I'll have my Blowjob!

		{trigger 0 Old Lady enters right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's good to see you two playing nice.

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}"PLAYING NICE" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                She wasn't Fucking scared you Stupid Bitch!{0.5}{n}
                                I Fucking told you!
                                I just had to offer her a Blowjob for her to help me!

                                [BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
                                Don't Fucking tell that to others!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Oh!
		Really?
                                What a Horny Little Bitch!

		{portrait none}
		{*}{+MADELINE}!!!{/*}

		{trigger 1 Theo enters left}
		
		[THEO left worried]
		{+MADELINE}! You're okay!

		[THEO left wtf]
		I ran down to help, but it looks like you're doing fine.
		
		[MADELINE right angry]
		If you had helped me faster I wouldn't{n}
                                have fallen, Bitch!

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		{0.5}But honestly{0.5}, maybe that fall was what I needed.

                                [MADELINE right sad]
                                Because now I have new powers!
		
		{trigger 8 theo stops being tired}
		[THEO left wtf]
		Is this the {+PART_OF_YOU} that you were talking about?

		[THEO left excited]
		She's like a Thick Goth {+MADELINE}!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}"THICK GOTH" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You were right, {+THEO}.
		I shouldn't have been afraid of her.
                                She wasn't all that Badass.
                                She'll help me in exchange for a Blowjob.

                                [BADELINE right yell]
                                {*}STOP FUCKING TELLING EVERYONE!!!{/*}

                                {trigger 2 Madeline turns to the right}

		[MADELINE left sad]
                                My bad.

                                {trigger 6 Madeline turns to the left}

                                [MADELINE right sad]
		Anyway{0.5}, I'm sure if she and I work together{n}
                                {0.3}we'll reach the top very easily.

		[THEO left excited]
		That's so rad!

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Yeah Yeah!
		Fuck You all!

		{trigger 2 Madeline turns to the right}

		[BADELINE right angry]
		{+MADELINE}{0.5}, stop wasting time with these Assholes{n}
                                and let's climb this Fucking Shit!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		You're right.
		You must be dying for that Blowjob.

                                [BADELINE right yell]
                                {big}{*}SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!{/*}{/big}

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                Sorry.
                                Well{0.5}, let's Fucking move on then.
		
		{trigger 7 Theo raises fist}

		[THEO left yolo]
		Yeah! You've got this!
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Can you {0.3}{*}SHUT{/*}{0.5} the {0.3}{*}FUCK{0.5} UP!?{/*}
                                You Piece of Shit!

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Well{0.5}, go ahead then.

		{trigger 3 badeline turns right}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It'll still be difficult.
		But I'm amazed you got as far as{n}you did, butting heads like you were.
		I reckon you can make it if you cooperate.

		[BADELINE right angryAlt flip]
		Shut the Fuck Up you too!
                                You {*}{0.3}DRY {0.3}PUSSY {0.3}OLD {0.3}BITCH{/*}!

		{trigger 4 badeline turns left}

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		Of course we can Fucking do it!
		With my {0.3}{*}FUCKING{/*}{0.5} {~}powers{/~}{0.5}, anyone could!

		{trigger 5 Wait a bit}

		[THEO left normal]
		How can I help?

		{trigger 6 Madeline turns to the left}

		[MADELINE right upset]
		Not Fucking delaying me anymore!?

		[THEO left wtf]
		Let me hold your bag at least.

		[MADELINE right sad]
                                ...
		Good idea!
                                You really can come in handy as a pack mule.

		[MADELINE right determined]
		{>> 0.2}IT'S TIME TO CLIMB THE FUCK UP!{>>}

# *** Chapter 07 ***

	CH7_HEIGHT_START=Ground Level
	CH7_HEIGHT_0={X} M
 	CH7_HEIGHT_1={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_2={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_3={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_4={X} M
	CH7_HEIGHT_5={X} M

	# Mountain Base -> Forsaken City
	CH7_ASCEND_0=
		[MADELINE left together]
		Let's Fucking Go!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		So Fucking Easy!

		[MADELINE left together]
		This Fucking {+MOUNTAIN} can Go Fuck Itself!

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		{big}{*}THAT BLOWJOB WILL BE MINE!!!{/*}{/big}

	# Forsaken City -> Old Site
	CH7_ASCEND_1=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		How're you feeling?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Fucking Nice!
		You're going to stop Jerking Off{n}when you get to the top, aren't you?
                                It's what you wanted.{0.5} Congratulations!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Actually{0.5},{n}I decided to Accept Jerking Off as a way of life!
                                I won't stop!

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Are you serious?
		
		[BADELINE right upset]
		Wasn't that your {0.3}{~}GOAL{/~}{0.5} in coming here?

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                It was.

                                [MADELINE left normal]
                                But Fuck it!{n}{0.3}I love Jerking Off!

                                [BADELINE right scoff]
                                I know that very well!

	# Old Site -> Celestial Resort
	CH7_ASCEND_2=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		You did it Fucking good on that part.

		[MADELINE left together]
		But of course!
                                You're talking to the most Badass there is!
                                You did it Fucking good on that part too!

		[MADELINE left togetherzoom]
		I'm going to give you the Best Blowjob ever!
                                I'm gonna Suck your Dick down to the Balls{n}
                                and stick my tongue in your Ass!

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		I'm so Fucking hard now!
		
	# Celestial Resort -> Cliffside
	CH7_ASCEND_3=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		I wonder what {+MROSHIRO} is doing?

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Why do you care!?{n}{0.5}He's a Fucking Son of a Bitch!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		I know, I was just curious.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I don't give a Shit about that Fucker!
                                I hope that Asshole get his Ass Fucked{n}by a baseball bat with nails!
                                And after that{0.3},{n}I want that they put salt inside his Ass!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}YEAH!{0.5}{n}THAT BITCH CAN EAT MY SHIT!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		But changing the subject{0.5},{n}why did you ask me for a Blowjob?

		[BADELINE right sigh]
		Well{0.3}, I was just kidding.
                                But then you accepted.

                                [BADELINE right scoff]
                                Then I thought about how good it was going to feel{n}and I couldn't resist!

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Ah!{n}{0.2}So it was that!

		[BADELINE right simple_sigh]
		Yes! But even if I were kidding...
		Now I really want that Blowjob.

		[MADELINE left together]
		Don't worry!{0.5}{n}
                                I'll Suck that Creamy Cock of yours!
		
	# Cliffside -> Temple
	CH7_ASCEND_4=
		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{big}{*}That was a close one!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}"CLOSE ONE" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}IT WAS FUCKING EASY!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}YOU'RE RIGHT!{/*}
                                {*}THIS {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#} IS A BITCH!{/*}
                                {*}AND WE'RE THE FUCKING BOSSES!{/*}

		[BADELINE right freakA]
		{big}{*}THAT'S RIGHT!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}WE'RE BITCH OWNERS!!!{/*}
                                {*}WE'RE FUCKING GODS!!!{/*}
                                {*}AND EVERYONE WILL LICK OUR ASS!!!{/*}

		[BADELINE right normal]
		I believe in you.

		[MADELINE left together]
		You really want to make me {~}Fall in Love{/~}, don't you?
                                You're doing it!
		
	# Temple -> Summit
	CH7_ASCEND_5=
		[MADELINE left determined]
		This is it{0.5}, the home stretch.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		We're so close.{n}We're going to make it!

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{*}OF COURSE WE FUCKING ARE!{/*}

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		What's wrong?

		[BADELINE right worried]
		I'm just...
		...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		I'm sorry. 
		I was holding you back.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		I should have trusted you.

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		It's not your fault.
		Who would {~}trust{/~} a {~}Wank Addict{/~}?
		And I've also been cursing you{n}and telling you to Fuck Yourself.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		{~}I'm{/~} sorry.
		I wish I tried to understand you sooner.
		I was too proud, or stubborn, or {*}SOME SHIT{/*}.

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		We wasted so much time and energy.
                                On something that wasn't {~}Jerking Off{/~}.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		At least we're finally talking about it.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Yeah...

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'm glad the {+MOUNTAIN} brought you out.
		I think we can move past this.
		If we can climb this Fucking {+MOUNTAIN} together{0.5},{n}we can do anything!
		
		[BADELINE right worried]
		What if we don't make it?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Fuck it!{0.3} I don't give a Shit!

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Really?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Of course!
                                And what do you think of us {~}Dating{/~}?
                                Would you be my {~}Girlfriend{/~}?
		
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Dating with {~}Yourself{/~}?
                                That's the MAX level of Narcissism!

                                [BADELINE right worried]
                                {0.8}And also of Incest.

		[BADELINE right normal]
		But I accept!

	CH7_ENDING=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{big}{*}WE DID IT!{*}{/big}
		{big}{*}WE FUCKING DID IT!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right angry flip]
		{big}{*}SUCK MY DICK{0.5}, OLD BITCH!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I CLIMBED YOUR {0.3}FUCKING{0.5} {# 96EFFF}MOUNTAIN{#}!{/*}
		
		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		I knew we would make it!

		{trigger 1 Madeline sits down}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I'm glad we arrived.
                                I'm {0.3}{*}CRAZY{/*}{0.5} for my Blowjob.

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Oh, that's right!

		[MADELINE right together flip]
		Get ready for the {0.3}{*}BEST{0.5} BLOWJOB{/*}{0.5} of your {0.5}{*}LIFE{/*}!

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		If we're going to be Girlfriends,{n}I imagine it won't be the {~}last one{/~}.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		You're the Fucking Best, {+MADELINE}!

		{trigger 2 Badeline moves beside Maddy as camera begins panning right}

		[MADELINE right together flip]
		You're the Fucking Best too!

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Yeah, I know.
		I'm the Fucking Best!

		[BADELINE left normal]
		But I wanna show you{n}how I'm the Fucking Best {0.8}{*}IN BED{/*}!

		[MADELINE right together flip]
		Show me how you're the Fucking Best {0.8}[MADELINE right togetherZoom flip]{*}IN THE CAR{/*}!

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		I'll show you!
		I'm gonna recreate the Boku no Pico{n}Ice Cream scene in your car!

		{trigger 0 Wait a bit}
		
		[BADELINE left upset]
		So...{0.5} now what?

		[MADELINE right normal flip]
		Now I'll Suck that delicious Dick you have!
                                And then we look at the landscape for a bit.

                                [BADELINE left normal]
                                Finally!
                                Let's Fucking Go Then!

	CH7_BSIDE_ASCEND=
		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{big}{*}THIS IS COOL AS FUCK!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right together]
		It really is!

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{big}{*}WE'RE FUCKING GOD!!!{/*}{/big}

		[MADELINE right together]
		Yes we are!!!

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		It's hard to believe that it's over, isn't it?

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Funny how we get attached to the struggle.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		What are you going to do now that it's over?

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                Go Fuck Yourself, old Bitch!
                                It's not over yet.
                                I still have to collect the {# dbb63f}Golden Strawberries{#}.

	CH7_CSIDE_OLDLADY_B=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		What?
		You have something to say?
                                Stop wasting my time.
                                Get the Fuck out of here!

# *** Epilogue ***

	EP_CABIN=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Welcome back.

		[THEO right excited]
		{+MADELINE}!
		Did you make it to the summit?
		
		{trigger 0 Badeline emerges}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Of course I did, you Fucking Shit!
		It's {0.3}{*}ME{/*}{0.5} who you're talking about!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Beautiful, isn't it?

		[BADELINE left normal]
		I didn't think it would be worth it.
                                Actually{0.5}, I didn't give a Shit about landscape.

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		But that Blowjob was worth all the effort.

                                [BADELINE left normal]
                                {+MADELINE} Sucks it really good!

                                {trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

                                [MADELINE right normal]
                                You made a really funny face when you Cum!

                                {trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[THEO right thinking]
		I should've given you my phone{n}
                                so you could take {~}The Ultimate Photo{/~}.

                                [BADELINE left yell]
                                {big}{*}WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY!?{/*}{/big}

                                [THEO right worried]
                                Of the landscape!{0.2} Of the landscape!
                                I'm talking about the landscape!

		{trigger 1 Fade out, hear knock on door, fade in and Oshiro enters}

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Good evening, everyone.

		[BADELINE right angry]
		Oh no!
                                Go Fuck Yourself!
                                What the Fuck is this Bitch doing here!?

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		A little bird told me there was to be a party.

		[OSHIRO left sidehappy]
		{+thought}RSVP-by-bird, positively magical!{+endthought}

		[OSHIRO left drama]
		But if I am not welcome, I shall take my leave.

		[MADELINE right angry]
		{big}{*}YOU'RE NOT!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!{/*}{/big}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		You can stay {+OSHIRO}.
                                This is my house{n}
                                and I'm whos in Fucking in charge here.

                                [MADELINE right upset]
                                ...

                                [BADELINE right angryAlt]
                                ...

		{trigger 2 Oshiro settles in}

		[GRANNY left normal]
		Y'know, this is the first time I've seen you{n}outside that Shitty Hotel of yours, {+OSHIRO}.
		I'm glad you made it.
		{+MADELINE} here is baking us a pie with all{n}of the {# F94A4A}Strawberries{#} she's been collecting.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		Oh, that's wonderful, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		[THEO right normal]
		I haven't had {# F94A4A}Strawberry Pie{#} since I was a kid.

		[THEO right excited]
		This is gonna be amazing!

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Don't get your hopes up!
                                {+MADELINE} is not a baker.{0.5}{n}
                                She's a Wank Addict{0.3}, that's what she is!
                                This pie will definitely taste very{0.5}{n}
                                {big}{>> 5.0}--------"{~}SPECIAL\!{/~}"--------{>>}{/big}

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		You also said I wasn't a mountain climber.

		[BADELINE right scoff]
		True!
                                But be honest.
                                You Jerked Off while making the pie, didn't you?

                                [MADELINE left normal]
                                You're right!{0.3}{n}I did!

		{trigger 3 Maddy Turns}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		I can't promise it's good.

		[MADELINE right normal]
		But I tried my best!

	EP_PIE_START=
		[MADELINE right normal]
		So?
		How's it taste?

	EP_PIE_DISAPPOINTED=
		[THEO left wtf]
		I guess this is technically a pie...

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		Is this some kind of joke, {+MS_MADELINE}?

		[GRANNY left normal]
		{# F94A4A}Strawberry Pies{#} are supposed to have{n}
                                {# F94A4A}Strawberries{#} in them{0.5}, Stupid Bitch!

                                [BADELINE left scoff]
                                What did I say?
                                This is a pie mostly made with {+MADELINE}'s {~}Dick Milk{/~}!
                                If you don't want it, I'll happily eat it all!

	EP_PIE_GROSSED_OUT=
		[THEO left thinking]
		{+MADELINE}, I'm sure this pie must be delicious, but...
		It's just that I'm not hungry{0.5}, you know?

		[GRANNY left normal]
		He means your pie Fucking Sucks.

		[BADELINE left angry]
		You Bitches don't know how to appreciate{n}
                                the taste of {+MADELINE}'s {~}Dick Milk{/~}!
		I'll Fucking eat it all by myself!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		You don't have to do that.

		[BADELINE left freakA]
		{big}{*}OF COURSE I HAVE!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}AND I'LL EAT YOUR SEXY ASS AFTER!{/*}

	EP_PIE_OKAY=
		[OSHIRO left normal]
		The important thing is that you{n}tried your best, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		[BADELINE left yell]
		The {0.3}{*}IMPORTANT THING{/*}{0.5} is that you {0.5}{*}FUCK{0.5} YOURSELF{/*}!
                                {big}{*}YOU FUCKING BITCH!{/*}{/big}

		[THEO left thinking]
		Come on, it's really good!

		[GRANNY left normal]
		It is acceptable{0.5}, but it's not that good.

		[THEO left normal]
		Thanks for the pie, {+MADELINE}!

                                [MADELINE right normal]
                                Thank you guys!
                                And Fuck You, {+OSHIRO}!

	EP_PIE_REALLY_GOOD=
		[GRANNY left normal]
		I'm impressed!
		I thought it was going to be SHIT{0.5},{n}but you actually did a good job.

		[BADELINE left normal]
		It's Fucking delicious, {+MADELINE}!
                                Almost as delicious as your Blowjobs!

		[THEO left excited]
		Holy crap!

		[THEO left normal]
		This is so tasty.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		{+MS_MADELINE}, are you available to{n}cater our re-opening banquet?
		
                                [BADELINE left yell]
                                No, you Dickhead!
                                No one will want to eat in a Shitty Hotel{n}that {*}SMELLS LIKE ASS{/*}!

                                [BADELINE left angry]
                                And don't talk to my Girlfriend!

		[THEO left excited]
		Can I take a slice home for {+ALEX}?
		She'll Die when she tastes this.
		
	EP_PIE_AMAZING=
		[THEO left wtf]
		{+MADELINE}.

		[THEO left excited]
		This is the best thing I've ever tasted!

		[MADELINE right together]
		You liked it{0.3}, didn't you, Bitch?
                                I know I'm Fucking Awesome!

		[GRANNY left normal]
		He's right.
		This is delicious.

		[OSHIRO left normal]
		It's truly magnificent, {+MS_MADELINE}.

		[OSHIRO left worried]
		{~}A symphony for the taste buds!{/~}

		[BADELINE left normal]
		It certainly delicious.
                                But the most delicious thing I've ever eat...
                                ...It was {+MADELINE}'s Creamy Dick.

                                [MADELINE right together]
                                You Little Naughty Girl!

		[MADELINE right normal]
		But thank you guys!
		Except {+OSHIRO}!
                                I want him to FUCK Himself!
		
# *** Appendix ***

	APP_INTRO=
		About a year later...

	APP_OLDLADY_A=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Go Fuck Yourself, girl!
                                Finally you Fucking arrived!
		I've been here waiting you for hours!

                                [MADELINE left sad]
                                Sorry!
                                The {+PART_OF_ME} wanted to Fuck in the car{n}when I arrived.

                                [GRANNY right normal]
                                Yeah yeah!{0.5} Fuck it!

		{trigger 0}

		[GRANNY right normal flip]
		Here's the cave I told you about{n}on the phone.
		
		{silent_trigger 1}
		
		Follow me.

	APP_OLDLADY_B=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		What the Fuck is this place?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		This passage leads to the center{n}
                                of the {0.3}{# ff6600}Mountain's{0.5} Asshole{#}.
		You said you wanted to come back{n}and explore deeper...

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		Doesn't get any deeper than this!

		{trigger 1 stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		But be aware!
		When you get this close to the {# ff6600}Mountain's Asshole{#},{n}
                                its power will start Fucking with you differently.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Yeah, I already noticed.
                                My powers don't charge when I touch the ground.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Good luck in there.

	APP_OLDLADY_C=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Where's that other {+PART_OF_YOU}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		She got really tired after Cumming{n}in my Ass four times.
                                So she entered inside me to rest.
                                Maybe she would come out later.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I see.
		I'm glad you like each other so much.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Thanks!
		You know?{0.5}{n}I don't think you're such an old Bitch anymore!

	APP_OLDLADY_D=
		[GRANNY right normal]
		Do you keep in touch with {+THEO}?

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Yeah!
		He bought me a PS5 for saving his life{n}in the {+MOUNTAIN}'s temple time ago.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		What's he up to these days?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I don't Fucking know.
		I don't give a Shit about his life.

		[GRANNY right normal]
		He seems like a Naughty young man.

	APP_OLDLADY_E=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		It's been a while.{0.5} How've you been?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Oh, same old same old.

		{trigger 0 start laughing}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		And in my case, that's pretty old.

		{trigger 1 end laughing}

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I'm not gettin' any younger, that's for sure.
		Some days, just taking a Shit can take all my energy.
		The {+MOUNTAIN} still keeps me sharp, though.

		[GRANNY right mock]
		I'm not ready to give up the ghost anytime soon.

		[MADELINE left normal]
		I'd expect no less from you.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Make sure you don't Die in the next chapter.

	APP_OLDLADY_LOCKED=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		There's a Fucking magic barrier in the way.
		Is there another way in?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		If there is{0.3},{n}I'm not the one who's going to look for it.
                                Go and find it yourself, Bitch!

		[GRANNY right mock]
		You think the {+MOUNTAIN} is gonna{n}start going easy on you now?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		I guess it doesn't think you're ready yet.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Fuck this {+MOUNTAIN}!
		How the Fuck can a {+MOUNTAIN} think?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		It doesn't think like you or me.
		It's like... how a river thinks to flow to the sea.
		You probably won't understand.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		You're right!
                                I didn't understand a Fucking Shit!
		What the Fuck do I do{n}to get the {+MOUNTAIN} to let me through?

		[GRANNY right normal]
		Did you notice that the barrier{n}has heart-shaped slots?
		You can find the hearts for the barrier{n}in different parts of the {+MOUNTAIN}.
		Once you collect all the required hearts,{n}the barrier will open.

                                [MADELINE left upset]
                                What a pain in the Ass!

                                [GRANNY right mock]
                                That's what you get for rushing!

	APP_ENDING=
		That's it?
		That's all there is in the center of the Mountain's Asshole?
		Go Fuck Yourself!
		All that effort to get here...
		FOR FUCKING NOTHING!!!

	CH9_GRAVESTONE=
		[MADELINE left sad]
		{+GRANNY}...

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I can't believe you Died{0.8},{n}{>> 0.2}You Fucking Bitch.{>>}

		[MADELINE left normal]
		Well{0.3}, Fuck it!
                                I didn't even like her!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		{silent_trigger 0 Step Forward}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		Who am I trying to fool?
                                I need you.
		Now who's going to give me tips of what I have to do?

		{trigger 1 Badeline Appears}

		[BADELINE left upset]
		{+MADELINE}{0.5}, are you okay?
		Wanna Fuck with me?

		[BADELINE left simple_sigh]
		I want a Blowjob.

		{trigger 2 Sit Down}

		[MADELINE left sad]
		No, thank you.

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I'm too sad for that.
                                Later I give you a Blowjob.
		I'm so sorry, {+GRANNY}.

		[BADELINE left scoff]
		Sorry for what?
                                Was it you who Killed her?

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		You're right.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		It was Fucking Stupid of me{n}to have forgotten the umbrella at home.
                                I hate being wet in the {0.5}NON{0.5}-SEXUAL{0.5}{n}sense of the word.

	CH9_FLYING_TO_THE_MOON=
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		Where are we going, {+MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		We have to follow that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}.
		It's {+PART_OF_GRANNY}, just like you're {+PART_OF_ME}.
    
		[BADELINE right angry]
		No Fucking way!
                                That's just a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		It {0.3}{*}HAS{/*}{0.5} to be more than that.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		That {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#} was always Fucking with me{n}
                                on the {+MOUNTAIN}, just like the {+GRANNY} did.

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		{+MADELINE}...{0.5} I hate to say it{0.3}, but...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		Are you Fucking kidding me!?

		[BADELINE right worried]
		It's just a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}.
    
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Can you just Shut the Fuck Up and help me for once?

	CH9_LANDING=
		[BADELINE left worried]
		Fuck... we're really high up.

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worriedAlt flip]
		From here the {+MOUNTAIN} looks so small{n}
                                that it looks like {+theo}'s Dick.

		{trigger 0 Badeline turns}

		[BADELINE left worried]
		We should really turn back.

		[MADELINE right upset]
		We don't have time to argue about this.

		[BADELINE left concerned]
		How are you even breathing up here?
                                This Shit looks like it's out of Earth orbit.

		[MADELINE right sad]
		The {+GRANNY} wants us to follow her.

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		We can't let her down again.

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		{0.8}{~}It's a bird{/~}, {+MADELINE}.
                                A {0.3}{*}{# 3366ff}FUCKING{0.8} BIRD{#}{/*}!

		[BADELINE left angry]
		The {+GRANNY} is Fucking {*}DEAD{/*}!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		You {*}REALLY{/*} think that's just a regular {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!?
		It's {+PART_OF_HER}, and it's still here somehow!
		Maybe there's a way to bring her back!
		I have to do something!

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		...
		Go Fuck Yourself, {+MADELINE}!
                                I don't give a Shit about that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!
                                I'm leaving!
                                I'll Jerk Off alone!

		[MADELINE right angry]
		Then...
                                {big}{!}{*}GO JERK OFF ALONE!!!{/*}{/!}{/big}
                                Because I {0.3}{*}WON'T{/*}{0.5} give you a Blowjob today!

                                [BADELINE left angryAlt]
                                ...

		{trigger 1 Badeline Vanishes}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		Don't worry, {+GRANNY}.
		I will bring you back from Hell.

	CH9_FAKE_HEART=
		[MADELINE left distracted]
		Wait, no...

		[MADELINE left sad]
                                Go Fuck Yourself!
		This can't be the Fucking end!

	CH9_KEEP_GOING=
		[MADELINE left sadder]
		The {+GRANNY} is still out there somewhere.

		{trigger 0 Step Forward}

		[MADELINE left determined]
		Which means I need to keep going.

	CH9_MISS_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}HEY!!!{/*}{/big}
		{big}{*}YOU {# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}DON'T YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING HELP YOU!?{/*}

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		...don't you want to see me again, {+GRANNY}?

		{trigger 0 stand up, face left }

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		I'm not understanding Shit.

		[MADELINE left distracted flip]
		Are you testing me?
		Do I have to do anything in particular?

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		Maybe {+PART_OF_ME} was right.
                                Maybe it {~}is{/~} just a {# 3366ff}{0.3}Fucking{0.5} Bird{#}.
		I shouldn't have fight with her.
                                I'm gonna give her a Blowjob...
                                ...as an apology.

		{trigger 1 take a step left}

		[MADELINE left sad flip]
		Unless...

		{trigger 2 take a step right}

		[MADELINE left surprised]
		{*}THE {# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}{n}DOESN'T WANT ME TO SAVE THE {# 66ea3a}OLD BITCH{#}{/*}!
		
		{trigger 3 black hole flickers }

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU {# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}!{/*}

		{trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}
                                {trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}
                                {trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}I'LL GET YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!{/*}{/big}
		Don't worry {+GRANNY}{0.3}, I won't give up on you!
                                I'm Never Gonna Give You Up!
                                I'm Never Gonna Give You Up!{n}
                                {0.5}Never Gonna Let You Down!{n}
                                {0.5}Never Gonna Run Around And{0.3} Desert You!
		I'm going to {0.3}{*}KILL{/*}{0.5} that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}{0.5}{n}and set you free!

                                {trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}
                                {trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}
                                {trigger 4 black hole flickers more, tiles to crack into the sci-fi one}

	CH9_HELPING_HAND=
		[MADELINE left upset]
		I didn't ask for your help.
		
		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		I know!{0.5}{n}
                                But Fuck You, {+MADELINE}!
		Think about it, dammit!

		[BADELINE right angry]
		What's your {*}FUCKING{/*} endgame here!?
    
		{trigger 0 Madeline faces away}

		[MADELINE left determined flip]
		All that matters is finding the {+GRANNY}.
		Then maybe I can bring her home...

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		Even if my Girlfriend is against me.
		
		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Aren't you worried about getting lost up here?

		[MADELINE left angry flip]
		{big}{*}I CAN FUCKING HANDLE IT!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		...

		[BADELINE right worried]
		Look, {+MADELINE}...

		[BADELINE right worriedAlt]
		We're in the {~}Fucking Space{/~}{0.8}{n}chasing a {~}{# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}{/~}.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		This Shit can't be real!

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		You're dreaming!

		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		...

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		...the {+GRANNY} Died!
		It's time to wake up now!
                                And do my Blowjob!
		
		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		But if we wake up{0.3},{n}we'll never see the {+GRANNY} again...

		{trigger 1 Madeline faces towards badeline}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		I can't believe you want her to disappear forever!
		You're always so {*}SELFISH{/*}!    

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		...
		Okay.{0.5} First:
                                It's a bird.
		A {0.3}{*}{# 3366ff}FUCKING{0.5} BIRD{#}{/*}!
                                You don't even {0.3}{*}KNOW{/*}{0.5} if that {0.3}{*}SHIT{/*}{0.5} is her!

                                [BADELINE right angry]
                                And second:
		
		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}"SELFISH" MY ASS!!!{/*}{/big}
                                {*}I'M TELLING YOU IT'S JUST A {# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}!{/*}
                                {big}{*}ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND!?{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		I'm your Girlfriend!
                                I just want us to be happy having Sex!
                                Will you continue even if I ask you to stop?
		
		{trigger 2 Madeline steps towards badeline}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}YES!!!{/*}{/big}
		{*}I'VE ALREADY DECIDED{0.5}, I'M GOING AHEAD WITH IT!{/*}

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		With or without you. 
		I'm done letting you hold me back.
		The {+GRANNY} needs me.
		
		[BADELINE right sigh]
		Okay.{0.5}{n}
		Good luck.
		
	CH9_CATCH_THE_BIRD=
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}GOTCHA, MOTHERFUCKER!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}FUCKING FINALLY!{/*}{/big}
		{*}WHERE THE FUCK IS THE {# 66ea3a}OLD BITCH{#}!?{/*}

		{trigger 0 bird looks hurt}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		...

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Oh no!
		You really are just a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}.

		{trigger 1 bird squaks}
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		My Girlfriend was right.
                                Now I'm really gonna have to {0.3}{~}LICK HER ASS{/~}{0.5}{n}
                                for her to forgive me.
		
		{trigger 2 approach bird, it moves away}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}HEY!{0.5}{n}DON'T FUCKING GO AWAY!{/*}{/big}
		
		{trigger 3 bird flys out of the camera}
		
		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO BACK!{/*}
		{*}IT'S YOUR FAULT I CAME ALL THIS WAY!{/*}
		{*}NOW FUCKING HELP ME GET BACK!{/*}
		{big}{*}YOU {# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}!!!{/*}{/big}
		
		{trigger 4 badeline appears}
    
		[BADELINE right scoff]
		Didn't I say it was just a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Don't even try to talk to that Bitch.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		Please forgive me.
		You were right!{0.5}{n}
                                It was just a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#} Son of a Bitch!

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I should have trusted my Girlfriend more.
		
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		...
                                It's all right!
                                I'm not angry!

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Just keep giving me those great Blowjobs you do{n}and I'll forgive you.

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		I understand!

		{trigger 5 Wait a beat}

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		I miss the {+GRANNY} too!
		She meant a lot to both of us!

		[MADELINE left sad]
		Then why is it so easy for you to leave her behind?

		[BADELINE right normal]
		Because I'm more emotionally stable than you.

		[BADELINE right worried]
		But I shouldn't expect you to get over it{n}as fast as I do.

		[BADELINE right concerned]
		But this isn't healthy either.
		I just want us to survive this.

		{trigger 6 Madeline sits}
		
		[MADELINE left sadder flip]
		...
		I know the {+GRANNY} Died.
		And this is just a {*}FUCKING{/*} dream.
		And that {0.3}{*}KILLING{/*}{0.5} that {*}{# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}{/*}{n}
                                isn't going to bring her back.
		
		{trigger 7 badeline hugs madeline}
		
		[BADELINE left concerned]
		I'm so sorry, {+MADELINE}!
		Let's wake up{0.5} and have {*}SEX{/*}{0.3} to feel better!
		
		[MADELINE right sadder]
		...

		[MADELINE right distracted]
		No!

		[MADELINE right sad]
		Not yet!

		{trigger 8 stand up}

		[MADELINE right sad]
		First I wanna catch that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!
    
		[BADELINE left upset]
		What do you mean?
		
		[MADELINE right sad]
		I don't like that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}.
                                I wanna {*}KILL{/*} him!
		
		{trigger 9 shift camera over to the bird}
		
		[MADELINE right sad flip]
		We {0.3}{*}NEED{/*}{0.5} to Kill that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}{n}before we leave!
		So he learns not to be a Son of a Bitch.
		
		[BADELINE left scoff]
		You're right!

		[BADELINE left normal]
		Let's do it!
                                Let's {0.3}{*}KILL{/*}{0.5} that {*}{# 3366ff}FUCKING BIRD{#}!{/*}
		But as soon as we’re done,{n}{0.3}we need to wake up.

		[BADELINE left angryAlt]
		This place is a {*}SHIT{/*}!
                                And I want to go home and have SEX with you!

	CH9_LAST_ROOM=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Fuck yeah!{0.5}{n}We're almost Killing that {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}!

		[MADELINE left angry]
		Let's do this!{0.5} For the Krusty Krab!
                                And for the {+GRANNY} too!

	CH9_LAST_ROOM_ALT=
		[BADELINE right concerned]
		Are you alright, {+MADELINE}?

		[MADELINE left sad]
		We're so close.

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {*}BUT THIS SHIT IS TOO FUCKING HARD!{/*}
                                Who was the {*}SON OF A BITCH{/*}{0.5}{n}
                                who thought it would be "{~}FUNNY{/~}"{0.5}{n}
                                to make such a long part...
                                {*}AND WITHOUT FUCKING CHECKPOINTS!?{/*}

		[BADELINE right yell]
		{big}{*}YEAH!{0.5}{n}FUCK THAT GUY!{/*}{/big}
                                {big}{*}I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!{/*}{/big}

		[BADELINE right angryAlt]
		But You can Fucking do this!

                                [MADELINE left angry]
                                {big}{*}YEAH!{0.5}{n}I CAN FUCKING DO THIS!{/*}{/big}

	CH9_LAST_BOOST=
		[BADELINE right normal]
		Tell that Fucking {+GRANNY}...{0.5}{n}
                                I'm going to miss her.

	CH9_FAREWELL=
		[MADELINE left normal]
		{+GRANNY}!

		[GRANNY right normal]
		What the Fuck are you doing here?
                                Did you Die?
		
		[MADELINE left normal]
		It's so great to see you!
		I didn't know what to do without you.

		[MADELINE left sad]
		...
		But you aren't real...

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		This is just a Fucking dream.
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
		So what?
		That didn't stop you from coming all this way.
		You finally found me{0.5},{n}
                                and {~}now{/~} you care that it's just a dream?
		
		[GRANNY right mock]
		Stop being a Little Bitch{n}
                                and say what you Fucking need to say.
		
		[MADELINE left sad]
		...

		[MADELINE left distracted]
		I'm sorry that I didn't come to your funeral.

		[MADELINE left sadder]
		I couldn't do it!{0.5}{n}
                                I was watching a Minecraft live stream!
		
		{silent_trigger 0 laugh}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		That Shitty copy of Terraria but 3D?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		...
                                Fuck You, {+GRANNY}.

		{silent_trigger 1 stop laughing}
		
		[GRANNY right normal]
                                So what?
		I don't give a Fuck who was or not in that Shit.

		{silent_trigger 0 laugh}

		[GRANNY right laugh]
		I'm Dead!

		{silent_trigger 1 stop laughing}

		[GRANNY right mock]
		Funerals are for all you Idiots,{n}
                                who thought I gave a Fuck about you.
		
                                {silent_trigger 0 laugh}
		{trigger 2 take a step forward}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{*}GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING {# 66ea3a}OLD BITCH{#}!{/*}
		{*}I CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR YOU,{n}AND NOW YOU TELL ME THAT!?{/*}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I can't believe I thought{n}
                                you {0.3}{*}WERE{0.5} NOT{/*}{0.5} a Fucking Bitch.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		{+PART_OF_ME} said she would miss you.
		But I swear I'm going to Shit on your grave.

		{silent_trigger 4 fade to white}

		[MADELINE left angry]
		{big}{*}SUCK MY DICK{0.3}, YOU {# 66ea3a}OLD BITCH{#}!{/*}{/big}

	CH9_END_CINEMATIC=
		{anchor bottom}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		There she is!

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		Long time no see, {# F94A4A}Strawberry{#}.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		"{# F94A4A}Strawberry{#}" My Ass.
                                Go Fuck Yourself.
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		I missed your insults.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		You went off the grid!{0.5}{n}What happened to you?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Nothing Fucking happened.
                                I just didn't answer your messages{n}because you're so Fucking annoying!
                                The {+GRANNY} Died{0.5},{n}and I was Stupid to have cared about her.

		[MADELINE left upset]
		I just woke up from a Fucking dream{0.5},{n}
                                where I chased a {# 3366ff}Fucking Bird{#}{0.3},{n}
                                to save the Fucking {+GRANNY}.
		At least I had a {~}GOOD SEX{/~} when I woke up{n}with {+PART_OF_ME}.
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		It wasn't necessary to tell me that last thing.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		I just wanted to know why you haven't spoken to me{n}in all this time.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		Next time, {~}at least{/~} just let me know you're still alive.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		You feeling any better?
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		Of course!
                                {big}{~}Sex Solves Everything!{/~}{/big}

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Wanna know something?
                                When I met the {+GRANNY}{0.5},{n}I thought she was an Asshole.
                                But then I got to know her better...
                                ...and I thought she was a Whore.
                                But then I really met her...
                                ...and realized she was{n}
                                a {0.3}{*}HELL{/*}{0.5} of a {0.3}{*}FUCKING{0.5} BITCH!{/*}

		[WEBCAM_THEO right worried]
		I thought she was good.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right thinking]
		Seriously!{0.5}{n}
                                I thought she was someone who helped others{n}in her own way.

		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		Oh! That reminds me!{n}I have to show you something.
		
		[MADELINE left upset]
		What?
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		Remember how I told you my grandpa went{n}to {+CELESTE_MOUNTAIN} when he was younger?

		[WEBCAM_THEO right normal]
		Well, I was going through{n}some of his old stuff with {+ALEX}...
		And check out this photo I found.
     
 		{trigger 0 Shows the photo of Theo's grandpa with Granny at Celeste Mountain.}
 		
 		[MADELINE left upset]
		Is that your grandfather?
                                He's the one who invented that {~}Feather Thing{/~}?
		
		[WEBCAM_THEO right excited]
		Yes!
                                He's the one who taught me the feather trick!
                                Why do you ask?

		[MADELINE left upset]
		Just to say...
                                Stick that feather up your Ass!

# Crystal Hearts

	POEM_FC=	Sex Machines
	POEM_FCR=	Rip Your Ass

	POEM_OS=	Wet Dreams
	POEM_OSR=	Make me Cum

	POEM_CR=	Ass Smell
	POEM_CRR=	Good Fuck

	POEM_CS=	Eye of Your Ass
	POEM_CSR=	Golden Dick

	POEM_T=	Quiet, You Bitch!
	POEM_TR=	Send Nudes!

	POEM_TF=	Fat and Slut
	POEM_TFR=	Center of Your Ass

	POEM_TS=	Pink Pussy
	POEM_TSR=	Blowjobs and Handjobs

	POEM_MC=	Fucking Nothing!
	POEM_MCR=	Go Fuck Yourselves!

	POEM_FW=	Fucking Bird!
	
# Wavedash Tutorial
	
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_MYPC=			Porn
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_POWERPOINT=	How to Catch Fucking Birds.ppt
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_RECYCLEBIN=	Recycle Bin
	WAVEDASH_DESKTOP_STARTBUTTON=	BerryOS

	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_TITLE=			The Fucking Bird And You!
	WAVEDASH_PAGE1_SUBTITLE=		A practical solution for catching FUCKING BIRDS in space

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_TITLE=			You|Can Not|Catch|That|Fucking|Bird?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_LIST=
		-Fact: Birds are very Son of a Bitches{n}
		-Wow, how fast! Go Fuck Yourself!{n}
		-Besides, the Son of a Bitch also flies{n}
		-And {+PART_OF_YOU} won't help{n}
		-(FUCK!)

	WAVEDASH_PAGE2_IMPOSSIBLE=		GO FUCK YOURSELF???
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_TITLE=			Introducing... My-ASS!!
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_INFO=			With My-ASS, you can jump very Fucking far{n}and Go Fuck Yourself {# fc035e}{~}AT THE SAME TIME!{/~}{#}
	WAVEDASH_PAGE3_EASY=			"It's Fucking Easy!"

	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_TITLE=			How to Poop:
	WAVEDASH_PAGE4_LIST=
		-Sit on the toilet (make sure there isn't any clothes covering your Ass){n}
		-Incline your body forward{n}
		-Push until it comes out, and that's it!{n}
		-{~}You did it!{/~}{n}
		-(Now Go Fuck Yourself!)
	
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_TITLE=			Erection Problems?
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO1=			{#ff0000}If your Dick doesn't want to get hard,{#}{n}it's because you're {n}{~}TOO OLD{/~}{n}and need to take Viagra.
	WAVEDASH_PAGE5_INFO2=			{#ff0000}If you're not old,{#}{n}it means you have{n}{~}SOME KIND OF PROBLEM{/~}{n}on your Dick.

	WAVEDASH_PAGE6_TITLE=			Now Go Fuck Yourself!